1) Please answer in the appropriate http://www.lotrplaza.com thread, and only post 500 questions at a time. If you are uncomfortable with a question, skip it.
2) I tried my hardest not to repeat questions, but I can't make any promises.
The 5000 Question Firvey
1. Plaza name.
2. Why did you choose this name?
3. Does anyone else have a similar name to yours?
4. Have you changed your Plaza name before?
5. What was your first Plaza name?
6. Would you consider changing your name to Grubbly-Plank?
7. What if I gave you $1?
8. What linguistic origins does your name have?
9. Do most people you talk to online call you by your Plaza name or RL name?
10. What is your Plaza name surname, if you have one?
11. RL FIRST name only.
12. Why did your parents choose this name for you?
13. Do you like your name?
14. What are the linguistic and/or historical origins of your name?
15. Are there any alternate spellings of your name?
16. What is your favourite first name for someone of your sex?
17. What is your favourite first name for someone of the opposite sex?
18. Would you consider giving your child a typically ethnic name, even if you were not that ethnicity? (Like, say, if you’re Japanese, naming your daughter Sinead or Isabella)
19. What name do you wish you could have?
20. If you didn’t know what my RL first name is (Rebecca), what RL name would you think of me as?
21. The MONTH only that you were born in.
22. Do you like having been born during this month?
23. Does the typical weather during this month influence what you can and can’t do for your birthday?
24. What colours are typically associated with this month?
25. What themes are typically associated with this month (ie, for April, rain, for October Hallowe’en)?
26. How do you say the name of this month in another language?
27. What is the Quenya/Sindarin equivalent of this month?
28. Does your Plazaversary fall during this month?
29. What Zodiac sign(s) are associated with this month?
30. What is the image on your current calendar for this month?
31. The STATE/PROVINCE/COUNTRY you were born in, only.
32. Do you still live in this state/province/country?
33. What is one thing typically associate with this state/province/country?
34. What is one thing you like (come on, there must be something) about this state/province/country?
35. What is one thing you don’t like about this state/province/country?
36. Is this state/province/country currently governed by a man, woman, alien, or a bunch of useless idiots that can’t get any legislation passed to saved their lives, whether you like ehm or not?
37. Can you drive from one end of this state/province/country to the other and back within a day?
38. Have you ever been to the other end of this state/province/country?
39. If not, would you like to go?
40. *Can* you even legally drive?
41. Do you like dogs?
42. Did you/do you ever have/have a dog as a pet?
43. If so, what breed? If not, what breed would you like?
44. What breed of dog do you think is the cutest?
45. Would you ever let a dog lick your face?
46. How about your feet?
47. Would you ever feed a dog cat food?
48. Would you ever feed a dog cheese?
49. What would you/do you like must about a dog?
50. What would you/do you like least about a dog?
51. D’ya prefer coffee or tea?
52. Which flavour d’ya like best?
53. Which flavour would you not be caught dead drinking?
54. Who makes the best coffee/tea?
55. Who makes the worst coffee/tea?
56. Do you drink your coffee/tea before breakfast or after dinner?
57. Has it stained your teeth yet?
58. Do you care if it stains your teeth?
59. Do you do anything else that stains your teeth more?
60. Does the first burning hot sip stain your teeth?
61. Speaking of teeth, when’s the last time you went to a dentist?
62. Are you due for another check-up?
63. How many cavities did you have last time?
64. How many cavities have you had total?
65. Have you ever had a tooth pulled (yes, I know I’ve asked this before)?
66. Have you ever had sealants (sp)?
67. Have you ever had crowns/bridges/false teeth?:
68. Have you ever had a root canal?
69. What flavour toothpaste do you use, assuming you actually brush?
70. What kind of floss?
71. So, since we’re on dentists and teeth and the like, what’s the last piece of candy you’ve had?
72. Do you like this candy very much?
73. Why’d you eat it?
74. Do you know anyone else that likes this candy?
75. Can you buy this candy in bulk?
76. Where did you buy this candy?
77. Does this candy come in other flavours?
78. If yes to the previous question, what other flavours?
79. What is the standard selling quantity of this candy?
80. Do they sell it at ShopRite?
81. Do you know what ShopRite is?
82. Do they have ShopRites by where you live?
83. Do they have Pathmarks or A+Ps?
84. Do you honestly have any idea what I’m talking about?
85. What’s a Wawa?
86. If you could answer that, my bets are you’re from the NJ/PA area. Am I right? And no, I’m not gonna scroll up.
87. What supermarket is nearest to you?
88. Do you like this supermarket?
89. What’s the last thing you bought from it?
90. D’ya have any sort of supermarket card?
91. What’s the last item of food, not candy, that you’ve eaten?
92. Do you like this item of food very much?
93. Did you eat it at a restaurant?
94. If not, can you get it at a restaurant? If so, did it cost much?
95. Can you drink milk with this food and it not be gross?
96. Can you have ketchup with this food and it not be gross?
97. Do you put any sort of spice on this food normally? If so, what?
98. Does this food take long to make?
99. Have you ever made this food before today?
100. Does this food come in other colours? If so, what?
101. What’s your favourite colour, now that we’re on the subject?
102. How do you say this colour in another language?
103. Do you have a shirt this colour?
104. Do you have non-jean pants this colour?
105. How many hues does this colour come in?
106. What is this colour’s opposite?
107. Does this colour look nice on black?
108. Does this colour look nice on red?
109. Do you have a dress or suit this colour?
110. Is your hair anything remotely like this colour?
111. What is your natural hair colour?
112. Have you ever had highlights? If so, what colour?
113. Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what colour?
114. Would you ever dye your hair a radical colour, like blue, purple or green?
115. Does chlorine turn your hair green?
116. What colour hair looks best on you?
117. What colour hair would you not be caught dead in?
118. Would you ever pull your hair back and then wear a hood to conceal the colour of your hair?
119. Can the colour of your hair give you away in a crowd?
120. Would Lindsay Lohan look pretty with your colour hair?
121. Do you use colour protecting shampoo?
122. What kind of shampoo *do* you use?
123. Do you rinse, lather, repeat or lather, rinse, repeat?
124. Do you use conditioner? If so, what kind?
125. Have you ever used anti-dandruff shampoo?
126. What shampoo smells better: Herbal Essence or Dove?
127. What conditioners work better: John Frieda or Neutrogena?
128. Do you work up your shampoo into a nice rich lather before rinsing?
129. Do you do the same with conditioner? If so, why? That defeats the purpose of conditioner!
130. Do you ever mix shampoos together? >_>;;
131. Do you use bar soap or body wash?
132. What brand of bar soap/body wash do you prefer?
133. Do you ever use any scrubber thingie to get to the hard to reach places ‘round your back?
134. Do you wash your body before or after your hair?
135. Do you need to use soap/wash for sensitive skin?
136. What colour is your soap/wash?
137. Does anyone else in your family use the same soap/wash?
138. Does anyone of your family of the opposite sex use the same soap/wash?
139. How often do you have to buy more soap/wash?
140. Do you buy it with your other cosmetic products?
141. When was the last time you went to a hair salon/barber?
142. Are you in a dire need of a visit?
143. Have you ever had other things done than a haircut or dye job? (like, manicure, tweezing, waxing…)
144. Do you usually see the same stylist/barber?
145. Is the place you usually go to expensive?
146. Do you prefer to do it yourself?
147. Does the place you go to sell the shampoo you use?
148. Does the place you go to have a nice comfy couch where you can wait before your appointment?
149. Does the place you go to usually allow walk-ins?
150. Would you get your hair done there for prom/wedding?
151. Did you go to, are you going to, or do you want to go to your high school prom?
152. What kind of dress/suit would you/did you wear?
153. Would you/did you bring a camera?
154 . Would you/did you have more fun before, during or after prom?
155. Would you/did you wish your prom will be/was held in a gym or a hotel?
156. How much would you be willing to pay for prom tickets?
157. Would you make your date/friends/parents pick up the tab?
158. Do you totally not care about this line of questioning?
159. Would you like me to switch to another line of questioning?
160. Would you prefer questions about Oompa-Loompas or frogs?
161. Which version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory do you prefer: movie 1, 2 or book?
162. Which of the five kids are you most like, and do NOT say Charlie Bucket?
163. How would you have met your doom in the factory?
164. Would you have touched the squirrels….ehm….well, acorns?
165. Would you have drunk from the chocolate river?
166. Would you chew the three-course-dinner-gum?
167. Would you try to transmit yourself by television?
168. Is Johnny Depp or Gene Wilder THE Willy Wonka?
169. In all likelihood, how would you have found the golden ticket?
170. Have you ever actually eaten any Willy Wonka candy? The gobstoppers are quite good, I assure you.
171. I will not revert back to candy. Ehm…Well, have you ever seen a frog?
172. Was it a frog or a toad?
173. Was it colourful or ugly-looking?
174. Did you see this frog in a zoo or park or a backyard?
175. Would you ever considering keeping a frog as a pet?
178. Do you know that frogs are actually quite small?
179. Would you prefer toads?
180. Would you ever kiss a frog?
181. Do you think Prince William looks like a frog?
182. What bout Prince Charles, with those huuuuuge ears of his?
183. Do you think Prince Charles can wiggle his ears?
184. Did you know I can wiggle my ears? ….
185. Do you think the British royalty is overrated?
186. Do you think the children of Queen Elizabeth have royally (erp, pun) screwed it up enough that the future of the monarchy is in doubt?
187. Are you perfectly happy NOT being a member of the royal family?
188. Come on, admit it, you’d like to live in Buckingham Palace….right?
189. Would you rather live in some old, ruined Norman tower?
190. Do you totally not care?
191. Do you like U2?
192. You have heard of U2, right?
193 Would you pay 300 quid to see Bono in concert like the crazy Dubliners did?
194. Do you think, 200 years from now, U2 or Bob Geldof will be remembered better?
195. Do you think Bono is hot?
196. Are you sick of hearing “Vertigo”?
197. You do know Bono is Irish….right?
198. Have you ever bought a U2 CD?
199. Have you downloaded a U2 song?
200. Have you downloaded a U2 song and paid for it?
201. Do you still use CDs like me?
202. Do you burn CDs?
203. Do you prefer MP3s?
204. Do you use an ipod?
205. Do you download your music and pay for it?
206. Do you ever use internet radio?
207. If yes, what radio? (IE, yahoo launch, live 365, accuradio)
208. What genre of music do you try to listen to most?
209. What genre of music do you absolutely refuse to listen to?
210. Would you rather be forced to listen to 1000 songs from Britney, NSYNC, BSB and Hilary Duff or jump out of the plane with a parachute that’s bent sent for repairs in the past?
211. Would you ever go skydiving?
212. If you wouldn’t, why not? If you would, why?
213. Does falling through the sky at a few thousand feet an hour scare you?
214. Would you ever go bungee jumping?
215. Would you be scared that the rope/bungee might be too long?
216. Would you ever go hanggliding or parasailing?
217. How about base jumping?
218. Would you rather base jump in a city where it’s crowded, but there’s bound to be a hospital nearby, or the country where it’s wide open spaces, but no one to help you when you fall and seriously injure yourself?
219. Do you remember Aaron Ralston?
220 If you were in his situation, would you cut off your own arm?
221. Would you ever cut off your own arm?
221. Would you ever cut off another body part? What?
222. You know, you can include hair and nails in that. Would you cut that?
223. Do you think I have a strange obsession with cutting?
224. What kind of scissors do you own?
225. Do you remember those plastic scissors you used in art class as a child?
226. Did you ever use lefty scissors?
227. How can you tell the difference between lefty and righty scissors?
228. Do you care?
229. Do you think scissors would be cool if people decorated the blades?
230. Do you own a pair of handmade scissors?
231. Do you own any weaponry? If so, what?
232. Can you actually use this or is it purely ornamental?
233. Where did you get this weaponry
234. Could you use it, if you had no other choice?
235. Ehm, it *is* legal…right?
236. Do you know anyone else with weaponry?
237. Are you scared to go to their house?
238. Would you consider buying a weapon for someone as a gift?
239. What’s your favourite Lord of the Rings weapon?
240. Would you ever use a wand as a weapon?
241. Pretend, for the moment, you aren’t a muggle. What’s your wand made out of?
242. Does your wand have any brother/sister wands?
243. Did you get your wand at Ollivander’s?
244. How long is your wand?
245. Would you ever consider painting your wand bright green?
246. Would Gollum have a bright pink wand?
247. Would you like to see Gollum with a bright pink wand?
248. Would you rather like to see Mo with a bright pink wand?
249. Do bright pink wands freak you out?
250. What if I told you I had a bright pink wand?
251. Okay, I don’t really have a bright pink wand. I don’t even have pink bubblegum. Do you like bubblegum?
252. What’s your favourite flavor of bubblegum?
253. Who makes the best bubblegum?
254. Who makes the worst bubblegum?
255. Would you ever chew imported bubblegum?
256. Can you blow bubbles with your bubblegum?
257. Can you give Violet Beaurigarde a run for her money?
258. Do you chew gum at mealtimes?
259. Do you *gasp* chew gum during class?
260. Do you ever crack your gum? If you say yes, I’ll be really really upset.
261. What’s your greatest pet-peeve?
262. Is this a common thing for people to have as pet-peeves?
263. Is this something that you ever do?
264. Is this something that your parents do?
265. Do they do it on a regular basis?
266. Is this something that your friends do?
267. Do they do it on a regular basis?
268. How do you remedy this pet peeve?
269. Do I do it?
270. Do you think I do it?
271.Do you read Foxtrot? If not, go to http://www.foxtrot.com/ and look at today’s strip?
272. Who’s in the strip?
273. Are you more like Paige, Jason or Peter?
274. Am I more like Paige, Jason or Peter?
275. Do you know anyone named Quincy?
276. Would you ever name a son Quincy?
277. What about Rupert?
278. Fred?
279. Genghis?
280. Oh, come on, Genghis isn’t that bad….I mean, it could be worse…right?
281. What’s the worst name for a guy you can think of?
282. Why do you think it’s the worst name for a guy?
283. Do you know any guy with that name?
284. Would you ever want to rename a guy with that name?
285. Under what circumstances would you name your child that?
286. What’s the worst name for a girl you can think of?
287. Why do you think it’s the worst name for a girl?
288. Do you know any girl with that name?
289. Would you ever want to rename a guy with that name?
290. Would you ever want to rename a girl with that name?
291. D’ya realize you’re not even 1/10th done with this firvey?
292. D’ya think I should publish a book of firveys?
293. If I published a book of firveys, would you buy it?
294. Do you dread the day when the US government puts me in charge of census-making?
295. Would you physically restrain me from going into the US government census-office?
296. What about the Canadian government census-office?
297. Does Canada even have a census?
298. Have you ever filled out a census?
299. Do you think I should see someone about my obsession with questionnaires?
300. What if I chose to see YOU about it?
301. Have you ever seen Riverdance?
302. If you have, what’s your favourite scene?
303. D’ya know any Irish Dancing?
304. Have you seen any Irish Dancing?
305. Does Irish dancing bore you or weird you out or something else?
306. Why don’t Irish dancers move their arms?
307. Would you rather learn a hard shoe or soft shoe Irish dace?
308. Would you rather be playing the music Irish dancers dance to?
309. Do you like Irish dance costumes?
310. Under what circumstances would you learn to dance a jig?
311. Have you ever been to Ireland?
312. If you have, did you go to Dublin? If not, do you want to?
313. How bout Galway and Connemara?
314. Cork and Kerry?
315. The North?
316. Donegal?
317. Would the Irish climate bother you?
318. How expensive would it be for you to get to Ireland?
319. Would you rent a car there?
320. Would you rather go to Iceland?
321. Would you ever want to go to Mongolia?
322. Do you know that there are more horses in Mongolia than people?
323. Do you know Mongolians traditionally live/d in tents called yurts?
324. Do you know that Mongolia gets kinda cold in the winter?
325. Do you think it’s colder than where you live?
326. What’s the coldest weather you’ve ever experienced?
327. Was it in Mongolia?
328. Do I have a strange fascination with random countries?
329. Can you walk to Mongolia from where you are?
330. Would you?
331. What’s the farthest you’ve ever walked?
332. Would you walk that far in snow?
333. How about hot sand?
334. Where did you walk that far?
335. Why did you walk that far?
336. Would you walk that far again?
337. Would most people walk or drive that distance?
338. Did you walk it alone or with someone?
339. Does walking with another person help?
340. Have I ever walked that far?
341. How fast can you run a mile?
342. Can you run ¼ mile in 1:00 or under?
343. If you answered yes to the previous question, are you going to Beijing in 2008?
344. Do you prefer to run sprints or XC (cross country?)
345. Do you prefer to just jog once around the park?
346. Do you ever run with someone?
347. Do you ever run on a treadmill?
348. Is/was your high school/secondary school track/XC team any good?
349. Were you on it?
350. Why? Why not?
351. What is/will be/was your favourite extra-curricular during high school?
352. Why?
353. Do you/will you/did you do it with anyone you knew?
354. Are you/will you be/were you any good at it?
355. Is/was your school well known for it?
356 Does it/will it/did it help on a university application?
357. Does it/will it/did it have any impact on what you want/ed to do with your life?
358. Is it/will it be/was it something that a lot of people did?
359. Do you/will you/did you have a cool faculty advisor?
360. Are you totally not into extra-curriculars?
361. Speaking of school, what time does/did yours start?
362. Do you know of any schools that started before this?
363. Do you know of any schools that started after this?
364. Are you/will you be/were you on time for all of your classes?
365. What time does/will/did your school let out?
366. Do you/will you/did you routinely stay after?
367. Do you/will you/did you stay after to do an extra curricular?
368. Do you/will you/did you stay after to do sport?
369. Do you/will you/did you stay after just waiting for your ride to show up?
370. Do you/will you/did you routinely stay after for detention?
371. Have you ever had detention?
372. If so, for what? If not, what would you get detention for?
373. Do/did a lot of students in your school get detention?
374. Are/were the teachers really strict about detention?
375. How long does/did an average detention last?
376. Do you know my computer screen is in desperate need of a clean?
377. Would you ever take a detention so a friend could go to a show or a game or something?
378. Would you be in major trouble if you tried to swap detentions?
379. Does/did your school ever do Saturday detentions?
380. Are you utterly afraid of ever getting a detention?
381. What is your greatest fear?
382. Is this a common fear?
383. Does anyone else in your family/friends have this fear?
384. Is it a rational fear?
385. Is it a fear or more of a phobia?
386. Does this fear prohibit you from doing certain things?
387. Does this fear prohibit you from doing something most other people consider normal?
388. Have you ever seen someone about your fear?
389. Are you like me and afraid of something you’ve never actually seen?
390. Do you know why you’re afraid of this thing/person/place/whatever it is?
391. What’s a fear people have that you just don’t understand?
392. Who do you know that has this fear?
393. Do they have it rationally or phobically?
394. Do you think it’s completely irrational?
395. What would you do if you had this fear?
396. Do you see people afraid of this often?
397. Are you more weirded out by people afraid of clowns or balloons?
398. Do you wonder why there are so many double letters in ‘balloons’?
399. Do you wonder why there are no double letters in ‘clowns’?
400. Do you like The Wizard of Oz?
401. Did you think that when you first saw it Oz meant Australia?
402. Does the wicked witch of the west scare you?
403. Does the scarecrow scare you?
404. Does Judy Garland scare you?
405. What’s your favourite song in the movie?
406. What’s your least-favourite song?
407. Would you ever play the Wicked Witch?
408. When was the first time you saw it?
409. Have you ever seen it performed as a musical?
410. Have you ever seen Wicked?
411. What’s your favourite musical?
412. Have you seen this performed live? If so, who starred?
413. Have you been in a production of this musical?
414. Is this a well-known musical?
415. What are some of the songs in it?
416. What are some of the lyrics to the most well-known song in it?
417. What is your least favourite song in this musical?
418. Does this musical have an equal number of male and female parts?
419. Is costuming/set design hard for this musical?
420. Has this musical been performed on Broadway?
421. What is your favourite song?
422. Who sings this song?
423. When was this song first sung?
424. On what album(s) does this song appear?
425. Do you have the lyrics memorized? If so, list the first verse.
426. Are the lyrics very catchy?
427. Was this a Billboard top 100 song?
428. Have you seen a music video for this song?
429. Is this song written for a Soprano, Alto, Tenor, Baritone or Bass?
430. Which are you?
431. Have you ever sung in a chorus/chorale?
432. Did you sing with any of your friends?
433. Was singing in this chorus/chorale optional or mandatory?
434. Did you have a good music teacher?
435. Did your parents ever come see you perform?
436. What kind of outfit did you/do you have to wear at a performance?
437. Is this kind of clothing easy enough to find?
438. Did you have to do any sort of weird hand movements doing your song?
439. Did you ever have a solo?
440. Did anyone you know ever have a solo?
441. Have you ever been in a band?
442. Were you with any of your friends in the band?
443. Was/is the band optional or mandatory?
444. Did/do you have a good conductor?
445. Did/do your parents ever come and see you perform?
446. Is it a marching band?
447. Is marching band really deserving of a varsity letter?
448. Did you ever have a solo?
449. Did you/do you ever march in parades?
450. Are you sick of the music questions yet?
451. Have you ever acted?
452. If you have, in what? If not, would you ever?
453. Would you prefer to act in a sappy movie or ultra violent one?
454. Would you prefer to act in any movie or a musical/play?
455. Would you prefer Shakespearean dialogue—since no one knows what you’re saying they don’t know if you mess up or would you prefer normal dialogue?
456. Would you ever act in a foreign language film, even if you didn’t speak that language?
457. What actor would you most like to meet?
458. What actor would you never want to meet?
459. Would you ever act in a period drama?
460. Do you dream of winning an Oscar?
461. Did you watch the Oscars this past year?
462. Who should have won Best Picture?
463. Who should have won best leading actor?
464. Who should have won best leading actress?
465. Who should have won for set design?
466. Who should have won for costuming?
467. Who should have won for best original soundtrack?
468. Who should have won for best special effects?
469. Who should have won for best sound?
470. Do you totally not care?
471. What’s your favourite movie?
472. Who’s the lead actor in this movie?
473. Who’s the lead actress in this movie?
474. Who’s the villain in the movie?
475. Is this a movie a lot of people like?
476. Are there any frogs in this movie?
477. How about Oompa-Loompas?
478. Did this movie win any Oscars?
479. Is it better than The Lord of the Rings movies?
480. Do you think film is a rubbish industry?
481.What’s your least favourite movie?
482. Who’s the lead actor in this movie?
483. Who’s the lead actress in this movie?
484. Who’s the villain in the movie?
485. Is this a movie a lot of people like?
486. Are there any frogs in this movie?
487. How about Oompa-Loompas?
488. Did this movie win anything?
489. Is it worse than The Lord of the Rings movies?
490. Do you think film is a really awesome industry?
491. Do you ever listen to Native American music?
492. Why or why not?
493. Do you ever listen to other ethnic music (Celtic, Arab, Indian, etc?)
494. What’s your favourite musical instrument not native to America or Europe?
495. What’s your favourite instrument native to America or Europe?
496. Do you know how to read sheet music?
497. If you don’t know, would you like to? If you do know, how long did it take you to learn?
498. Do you think it’s possible to understand and perform music without sheet music?
499. Would you rather play an ‘Ud or Sitar?
500. Did you have to look the last question up?
501. What is the oldest thing in your household/apartment/dorm room?
502. From when does this thing date?
503. How did you find out about how old it is?
504. Is it easily breakable or sturdy?
505. Is it older than the year your grandmother(s) was/were born?
506. Does it look really old?
507. Do people still make things like this?
508. Does this belong to you, your family or someone else entirely?
509. What can you do with this thing?
510. What would happen if you lost said thing?
511. Who is the oldest person in your household?
512. Who is the youngest?
513. How far apart are the oldest and youngest?
514. How many are between the oldest and the youngest?
515. Is the oldest really old or the youngest really young?
516. Do you remember when the youngest was born?
517. Does the oldest remember you being born?
518. Do you remember the youngest being born?
519. How many people do live in your house?
520. Do you all get along?
521. Did you dream last night?
522. Do you remember said dream?
523. What was the last dream you remember having?
524. Was it a nightmare?
525. Do you dream in colour?
526. What’s the most vivid dream you can remember?
527. Have you ever had a dream come true?
528. Do you ever have dreams you wish were true?
529. Have you ever dreamed about the Plaza?
530. Seriously, now, have you ever dreamed about the Plaza?
531. Do you ever use Post-its?
532. What’s your favourite Post-it colour?
533. Do you like the big post its or smaller ones?
534. Have you ever wondered who invented Post its?
535. Have you ever seen Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion?
536. So do you understand where I’m coming from?
537. If you could have any color post its, what colour would you want?
538. Would you just prefer those block cubes of notes?
539. Do you think notes are frivolous?
540. Are they Firvolous?
541. Have you ever popped virtual bubble wrap?
542. If not, do you want to? If you have, did you like it?
543. Do you realize there are entire websites just dedicated to virtual bubble wrap?
544. Is it more fun to pop the real thing?
545. When’s the last time you’ve popped bubble wrap?
546. You have popped bubble wrap before…right?
547. Do you know that bubble wrap was invented in a town walking distance from where my home is?
548. Have you ever been tempted to eat bubble wrap, just because you wanted to know what it’d taste like?
549. Have you ever purchased one of those huuuuge roles of bubble wrap?
550. Erm, you know what bubble wrap is, right?
551. I’m looking through my course catalogue and randomly put my finger on SOC 397, do you know what it is?
552. I’ll tell you. It’s criminology. Does that interest you?
553. Have you ever/would you ever take a sociology course?
554. Would you/have you ever taken a criminology course?
555. Does society totally not interest you?
556. What about crime?
557. What courses do you want to take in college, anyway, or what do you wish you’d taken?
558. Should I take this course? My major’s going to be history.
559. Would you refuse to take a course solely on the basis of when it was offered, like if it was a MWF 8.00 AM?
560. Would you refuse to take a course solely based on it’s location respective to your dorm?
561. Would you rather live in Bhutan or Madagascar?
562. Do you know what the capital of Bhutan is? If so, what?
563. Do you know what the capital of Madagascar is? If so, what?
564. Would you like a Himalayan or subtropical climate better?
565. Would you rather deal in Chetrums or Malagasy Francs?
566. Could you locate Bhutan on a map?
567. Could you locate Madagascar on a map?
568. Can you locate Great Britain on a map? Just making sure.
569. Do you know what countries border Bhutan?
570. Do you know what countries border Madagascar?
571. Would you have rather lived under Richard III or George IV?
572. Are you aware that Richard III was an usurper and George IV hated his wife?
573. Would the fact that flushing toilets existed (even if they weren’t common) in George IV’s day be enough to make that decision?
574. What about the knowledge that Richard III probably gave the order for the murder of his nephews and George….well….didn’t?
575. Or how about the fact that in Richard III’s day you were a lot likelier to die before your 40th birthday?
576. Would you rather name your son Richard or George?
577. Would you rather be the Duke (Duchess) of York or Clarence?
578. Do you know who the current Duke of York is?
579. Could you find York on a map?
580. Have you ever been to York?
581. What is your favourite article of clothing you own?
582. Have you worn it today?
583. Can it be worn everyday or are there some days where you’d just look silly?
584. Is it fuzzy?
585. Is it silky?
586. Was it expensive?
587. Did you buy it at a department store?
588. Do you have more than one of this?
589. Do you know anyone else with this?
590. When’s the next time you’ll wear it?
591. Would you rather take Accounting 101 or News Reporting 101?
592. Would you want to take either of those courses?
593. Are you planning on taking any of those courses?
594. What would I have to do to get you to take those courses?
595. Would your major/module require either of those courses?
596. If your favourite professor was teaching it, would you take that course/either course?
597. What if your mother or father was teaching it?
598. Are you currently on any sort of holiday from school?
599. You haven’t been suspended, have you?
600. Ehm, you’re not expelled….right?
601. Would you rather live in an Irish castle or a French palace?
602. What about an Irish castle in the 1000s and a French palace in 1792?
603. D’ya think it’s easier to get lost in a castle or a palace?
604. Have you ever been to a castle?
605. How about a palace?
606. Do you think there should be medieval castles in the US or Canada?
607. What for you is the difference between a castle and a palace?
608. Do you prefer hardwood/stone floors with rush matting or carpets?
609. Gothic fireplaces or chandeliers?
610. Broad swords or rapiers/
611. Turn to page 426 in the first dictionary you find and go down three words or go to Dictionary.com and look up the word of the day or any random word. Any language. What’s that word?
612. Is it flamboozle?
613. Is it a word you use very often
614. Have you known about this word before or did your vocabulary just increase?
615. What does this word mean?
616. What are some synonyms of this word?
617. What are some antonyms of this word?
618. What part of speech is this word?
619. Can you use it in a sentence?
620. You hate me now, don’t you?
630. Do you know who was on the British throne in 1630?
631. What about the French throne?
632. How about the Danish throne?
633. Who was ruling Italy, if anyone?
634. What was the state of the American continent?
635. Do you know what fashion was like?
636. Would you have rather lived in 1360?
637. Do you know who was on the English throne in 1360?
638. What about the Scottish throne?
639. Do you think you would have died of plague?
640. Do you know what plague is?
641. Have you ever read Utopia? If not, look up a brief summary online. Guarantee you’ll find one.
642. Would you like to live on the island of Utopia?
643. Do you think such a place could ever exist?
644. What do you think is the closest place to Utopia?
645. Do you think Tolkien would have liked Utopia?
646. Do you know anything about Thomas More?
647. What if I told you he was executed in 1535, would you want to know what for?
648. If I told you it was for treason, would you want to know what he did?
649. What if I told you he didn’t actually do anything, and that’s why he was accused of treason?
650. Did I just confuse you?
651. When was the last time you did laundry?
652. You do do your own laundry, right?
653. Do you understand the significance of quarters when doing laundry?
654. I have to go to the bathroom. Any guess as to how long I’ll be?
655. I’m back. Is it more expensive for you to wash or dry?
656. Do you always remember to clean out the lint traps?
657. Do you know where the lint trap is?
658. What brand of detergent do you like using?
659. Do you use fabric softener?
660. Do you like it when your clothing is bouncy soft?
Note: The next set will address demons. I mean the questions in the mythological/fantasy sense as malicious, evil little guys that operate on their own, not the religious sense as in servants of Satan. If you find the questions at all offensive, or it’s too tempting to use religion to answer them, please skip the section.
661. Would you ever kiss a demon?
662. What would a demon named Fyral look like? And yes, I just totally made that up.
663. Do you think dragons are demons or would you consider them holy (again, in the mythological/fantasy sense)?
664. What brand of toothpaste does a demon use to brush its teeth?
665. What kind of scarf does a demon wear in the winter?
666. Do you think 666 is evil? Yes or no only, thanks!
667. Would you ever dress up as a demon for Hallowe’en?
668. Do you think all demons should have pointy tails?
669. Are tails overrated?
670. Have you ever written about demons?
671. Okay, you’re making up your own language. How do you pronounce Icka leamo bheavdha mhalik d’tsnera n’ajdamo?
672. What does it mean? (come up with a meaning for it)
673. Which word did you use for the verb?
674. Which word(s) did you use for the noun(s)?
675. Are there any variations to bheavdha? Like, for gender if it’s a noun or conjugation if it’s a verb?
676. How would you, in a different language pronounce Kiale gadom moynseran twio coiw yed Kasa?
676. What does it mean?
677. Did you make Kasa a guy or a girl or a place or a people?
678. What is the hardest word in that to pronounce?
679. How would you conjugate ‘gadom’, supposing it was a verb, in the past tense?
680. Have I just made you hate languages?
681. Pretend you’re in Middle Earth and you get hungry and want to go to a restaurant. Where is this restaurant?
682. What’s on the menu for appetizers?
683. What’s on the menu for entrees?
684. How about deserts?
685. Are you getting hungry just thinking about it?
686. What existing cuisine did you model this restaurant after?
687. Is there a restaurant with this sort of menu within 20 minutes driving distance of your house?
688. If orc was on the menu, would you try it?
689. What about Fell Beast?
690. Does peppered beef jerky remind you of Mordor?
691. Man, I could totally go for some beef jerky now. Do you have any?
692. Oh come on, you must! How about a SlimJim?
693. Come on, what are you snacking on right now?
694. Can’t you spare just a wittwe food for icckwe Fir?
695. How about a granola bar, everyone has granola bars?
696. Or how bout a Hershey’s kiss?
697. I just ate one of my roomate’s kisses. Think she’ll mind?
698. Actually she won’t, they’re for the both of us. Would you like one?
699. What’s your favourite Hershey’s kiss flavour?
700. Are you on MySpace? Be honest. No shame in being a sheep :-P
701. What about Facebook?
702. Livejournal?
703. Are you on any sort of blog site?
704. If you blog why do you do it? If not, why not?
705. Do you know you can customize blogs?
706. Do you know many Americans consider blogs to be an accurate newsource?
707. What do you think of blogs?
708. Do you ever wonder why they’re called blogs?
709. Do you think the guys that created Livejournal must be pretty well off now?
710. Go to http://www.livejournal.com/users/fireroseboudicc. What’s the first word of the first entry you see?
711. Have you ever been hypnotized?
712. Do you believe hypnosis can really work?
713. If you were hypnotized, what would you like to be able to be made to do?
714. What would you absolutely NOT want to be made to do?
715. Do you believe hypnosis is a way to solve psychological problems?
716. Would you try to fight off hypnosis?
717. Do you think yo yos can really hypnotise people?
718. Are you getting sleepy?
719. How would you wake yourself up from hypnosis?
720. Who would you most like to see hypnotized?
721. What kind of computer are you using?
722. When did you get said computer?
723. Is it the newest computer in the house/school/library/comp lab?
724. Is it also the oldest?
725. Who was the one responsible for purchase of this computer?
726. What kind of keyboard is it? (American, Spanish, English, French, Japanese, etc)
727. What’s the desktop background?
728. How often do you change the desktop background?
729. Do you have a funky mouse?
730. Can you balance your computer on your head? I can!
731. Name your favourite historical Queen or at least one you really like.
732. Where did this Queen live?
733. When did she reign?
734. What’s she most known for?
735. Google her and see if you can find any portraits/photographs of her. Paste the link?
736. What kind of clothing is she wearing?
737. What languages did she speak? And if she reigned before 1400 in England, I can assure you she didn’t speak English—it didn’t exist, at least not as we know it!
738. Did she know how to read?
739. Is there anyone in your family that’s still living that remembers when she died?
740. Was she a warrior Queen?
741. What’s your favourite type of cracker?
742. When’s the last time you ate this type of cracker?
743. Why do you like this type of cracker?
744. Do you know the difference between a cracker and a cookie?
745. Have you ever made your own crackers?
746. Do you like animal crackers?
747. Do you ever feel like eating the effigies of animals on animal crackers is inhumane?
748. When’s the last time you had any type of cracker?
749. What type of cracker was this?
750. Do they sell it at the Schine Student Center?
751. Click on this link: http://www.theodora.com/flags/tx.gif or this one: http://www.tundria.com/Flags/mng.gif. Which flag are you viewing?
752. What is the capital of that country?
753. Would you ever visit said country?
754. Who is the current ruler of that country?
755. What seems interesting to you about that country?
756. What weirds you out about that country?
757. Do you know anyone from that country?
758. Do you speak the language they speak in that country?
759. Can you sing the national anthem for that country?
760. Do you wish you clicked the other link?
761. Do you have an ipod?
762. What kind of headphones do you have?
763. Are they the kind that hurt after you’ve worn them for a while?
764. Do they have good sound?
765. What colour is the cord?
766. How long have you had them?
767. Do you remember where you purchased them?
768. What was the reason for getting them?
769. Have you ever bought headphones as a gift for someone?
770. Do you prefer to listen without headphones?
771. What’s the longest flight you’ve been on?
772. Where was it going from/to?
773. How long was it?
774. Did you sit first class or coach?
775. Did you sleep?
776. Was it an overnight flight?
777. What movie(s) did you watch, if any?
778. What languages did the flight attendants speak?
779. Did you remember to buckle up?
780. Was it a smooth flight?
781. Would you have rather lived in Ancient Persia or Ancient China?
782. What about Ancient Japan or Ancient Rome?
783. What ancient civilization would you not want to be a part of?
784. Did this civilization commit human sacrifice?
785. Does human sacrifice weird you out?
786. What about going to war, painted only in blue body paint?
787. Is the number one reason you wouldn’t want to live in an ancient civilization due to the absence of flushing toilets?
788. Even more so than tyrannical dictators that could demand you be killed before they sat down to dinner?
789. What’s your favourite ancient civilization?
790. Did they wear cool clothing?
791. What’s your favourite brand of bottled water?
792. What colour is the label?
793. Is this bottled water a subsidy of Pepsi or Coke, or independent?
794. How often do you drink this bottled water?
795. How expensive is an individual bottle?
796. When was the last time you drank any of this water?
797. What does this water taste like?
798. Is all water created equal?
799. Do you prefer bottled water or tap?
800. Are you getting thirsty?
801. Are you going to dress up for Hallowe’en?
802. What’s the last costume you remember wearing?
803. Who made this costume?
804. Why did you decide to wear this costume?
805. Did you go trick-or-treating?
806. Is the best part about Hallowe’en the candy?
807. Have you ever worn a costume to school?
808. What Hallowe’en icons would you like to see?
809. What Hallowe’en icons would you not like to see?
810. Do you wish the weather was slightly warmer on Hallowe’en?
811. So, have you taken any of the fourth hall tests yet?
812. How did you do?
813. Are you saving some for another time, like, when you have the books?
814. Are you ready to worship Halfir, Mo and Arlo for their work?
815. Do you think the knowledge halls are overrated?
816. Have you taken a knowledge hall test and not gotten a single answer correct?
817. Have you ever reset your own test stats?
818. Have you ever asked an admin to reset your test stats?
819. What is your favorite Hall of Knowledge test?
820. Do you wish we could take them more than once, even if not for points?
821. Do you like eggnog?
822. Have you ever had eggnog?
823. What’s your favorite drink?
824. Are you old enough to drink legally in your home country?
825. Do you prefer not to drink?
826. Have you ever had scotch whiskey?
827. You don’t drink and drive, right? I’m serious about this one.
828. Do you think Guinness is food?
829. Do you not drink on religious grounds as opposed to, say, not liking the taste?
830. Do you wish I just stuck to questions about eggnog?
831. Did you get anything good for Christmas/Hanukah/whatever?
832. If so, who gave it to you?
833. What did you get your parents for the holidays?
834. What did you get your best friend?
835. What did you get your older sibling(s), if applicable?
836. Younger siblings?
837. Did you get a living creature?
838. Did you have duck for dinner?
839. Did you drink hot cocoa by the fire?
840. Did you put up with relatives?
841. Have you New Year’s resolutions?
842. Do you think making resolutions is overrated?
843. What are you/did you do for New Year’s Eve this year?
844. Do you drink champagne on New Year’s Eve?
845. Do you eat caviar? (I do. It’s rather good. And you can get it cheap in your grocery store)
846. Do you have baked brie?
847. Have you celebrated New Year’s alone? I have.
848. Is it odd to think of the New Year at this time of year?
849. Does 2006 have any grand significance for you?
850. Were you happy with 2005?
851. Have you ever been on a boat?
852. Have you ever been on a boat that wasn’t a kayak, canoe, rowboat, or paddleboat?
853. Have you ever been on a cruise?
854. Do you like boats?
855. Do you think it’d be scary to cross the sea on a sailboat the size of the Santa Maria?
856. Do you get seasick?
857. Do you understand nautical terms (like knots, aft, starboard)?
858. Would you ever join a navy?
859. Except for the whole sinking part, would you have wanted to be on the Titanic?
860. Do you find questions about boats weird?
861. When was the last time you were sick?
862. What did you have?
863. Did you stay home from school/work?
864. Did you have to see a doctor?
865. Was it very debilitating?
866. What works better: Sudafed or Tylenol Cold + Sinus?
867. Do you prefer Tylenol or Advil?
868. Do you not like taking medication?
869. Do you think penicillin is the greatest invention?
870. Do you think you’re getting sick now that I mention it?
871. What’s your favorite kind of tree?
872. Is this tree deciduous or coniferous?
873. Can I find this tree in New Jersey?
874. Can I find this tree in the Bahamas?
875. What color bark does the tree have?
876. Does this tree grow by your house?
877. How tall is this tree?
878. Is the tree strong enough to support a treehouse?
879. What do you associate with this type of tree?
880. Do squirrels live in it?
881. Do you prefer pencils or pens?
882. Why?
883. Do you prefer ball point or fountain pens?
884. Do you like gel pens?
885. Do you like mechanical pencils?
886. Do you remember the old fashioned cranky pencil sharpeners?
887. Do you use an electric sharpener?
888. Do you think pens are more fun to write with?
889. Do you prefer highlighters?
890. What about invisible markers?
891. Are you wearing socks right now?
892. Have you ever gotten socks for Christmas?
893. Have you ever knitted your own socks?
894. What’s your favorite pair of socks/
895. Do you prefer cotton or wool socks?
896. Do you prefer low-cut socks or toe-socks?
897. Do you wear white socks with black pants like I do?
898. Do your socks have holes in them?
899. Do you have multi-colored socks?
900. Do you scrunch or fold your socks?
901. What’s the first thing you said when you woke up today?
902. In what context was it said?
903. Do you say this often?
904. Was it directed at anyone?
905. Was there any special reason you said this?
906. Did you say this before or after you got out of bed?
907. Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
908. Do you think there is such a thing as waking up on the wrong side of the bed?
909. Do you wake up out of the bed?
910. Do you sleepwalk?
911. When was the last time you went to the bank?
912. Why did you go?
913. Did you go by yourself?
914. Do you find banks boring?
915. Do you find banks useful?
916. Do you go to the bank a lot?
917. Do you distrust banks?
918. Do you think of green when you hear ‘bank’?
919. Do you know anyone that’s robbed a bank? I…….don’t.
920. Do you think bank robberies are overrated?
921. Go to http://www.apple.com/trailers and watch one.
922. Which did you watch?
923. Was it a good trailer?
924. Does it look like the movie will be good?
925. Who stars in this movie?
926. What is this movie about?
927. Will you see this movie?
928. Is this movie Plaza appropriate?
929. Are there any Lord of the Rings cast members in it?
930. Are there any Pirates of the Caribbean cast members in it?
931. So…..how about them Yankees?
932. Do you like the Yankees?
933. Do you prefer the red sux?
934. Would you rather have A-Rod or Johnny Damon on your team?
935. Do you know that Johnny Damon is now a Yankee?
936. Do you not have any idea what I’m talking about?
937. Do you understand baseball?
938. Have you ever played baseball?
939. Do you prefer cricket?
940. Do you think I’ve lost my mind?
941. If you were sick, would you rather be treated by the doctors on House, ER or Scrubs?
942. I’d pick House. Would you rather a doctor with a good bedside manner that was average or a poor bedside manner that was exceptional?
943. Would you like it if your doctor could diagnose you just by looking at you?
944. Would you be skeptical of your doctor’s diagnosis?
945. Would you rather be treated by a team of doctors than just one?
946. Do you like your doctor?
947. Do you go to your doctor often?
948 Is your doctor better than House?
949. Do you wish House was a real doctor?
950. Do you wish Hugh Laurie was a doctor?
951. What’s the most comfortable piece of furniture you have?
952. Is this made of leather or some other fabric?
953. How expensive was it?
954. How old is it?
955. Is the dog/cat allowed on it?
956. Can you sleep on it?
957. Are there holes in it?
958. Under what circumstances would you sell it?
959. Does everyone else like it too?
960. What room is it located in?
961. What’s the least comfortable piece of furniture you have?
962. What is it made out of?
963. How expensive was it?
964. How old is it?
965. Is the dog/cat allowed on it?
966. Can you sleep on it?
967. Are there holes in it?
968. Under what circumstances would you sell it?
969. Does everyone else hate it too?
970. Where is it located?
971. Would you rather read a play by Oscar Wilde or an essay by Victor Hugo?
972. Why?
973. Have you ever read a play by Oscar Wilde?
974. Have you ever seen a play by Oscar Wilde? If so, what?
975. Have you ever read an essay by Victor Hugo?
976. Have you ever read The Hunchback of Notre Dame?
977. How about Les Miserables? Unabridged edition?
978. Do you think that Oscar Wilde and Victor Hugo could have been friends if they lived around the same time?
979. Would you have been friends with Oscar Wilde?
980. How about Victor Hugo?
981. Do you understand what a ‘bank holiday’ is?
982. Do you have a lot of those where you are?
983. Do you still go to school on a bank holiday?
984. Do you go to work?
985. Is a holiday only a holiday if you get off work or school?
986. Is it a holiday if you get out early?
987. Do you like holidays that last eight days?
988. Are there too many holidays?
989. Should every day be a bank holiday?
990. Have I lost my mind?
991. How old were you in 1991?
992. Do you remember this year at all?
993. What was the most important event of this year for you/
994. What do you think was the most important news event of the year?
995. What was the most important sports event of that year?
996. Do you realize someone born then would now be old enough to compete in the Olympics?
997. Do your parents remember anything from this year/
998. Did you take any vacations this year?
999. Are you going to take vacations in 2006?
1000. Do you have it in you to fill out 4000 more questions?
1001. I like lobster. Do you?
1002. Do you prefer Maine lobster or Chinese lobster?
1003. Do you melt butter with your lobster?
1004. Do you prefer lobster in a fancy sauce or plain?
1005. Do you like lobster over pasta or in a soup?
1006. Do you prefer the claws or the tail?
1007. Do you prefer lobsters steamed or fried?
1008. Do you use nutcrackers to crack your lobster?
1009. Do you wear lobster bibs when you eat lobster?
1010. Do you prefer crab?
1011. Will you/are you going to/did you purchase a yearbook for your senior year of high school?
1012. Are you ever in any photos other than your class picture?
1013. Are you ever in any candids?
1014. Do you/did you/will you know the editor of your yearbook?
1015. What’s your yearbook called?
1016. What’s the best thing about your yearbook?
1017. What’s the worst?
1018. How big is your yearbook?
1019. Do you take good or poor yearbook photos?
1020. How many signatures do you usually get?
1021. My palms are really sweaty. What should I do?
1022. Was that TMI?
1023. Are your palms sweaty?
1024. So you think that after typing over 1000 questions they should be sweaty?
1025. Do you think it’s quicker to file taxes than take this survey?
1026. How is it almost 10.00?
1027. What time did you wake up today? I woke up at noon
1028. Are your palms sweaty now?
1029. Do you care?
1030. Shall I just get on with this survey?
1031. Have you ever been ice skating?
1032. Do you like it/would you like it?
1033. What’s the craziest thing about ice skating?
1034. Do you think figure skaters are insane to do those jumps without a helmet?
1035. Are there ice rinks by you?
1036. Are there outdoor ice rinks by you?
1037. Will you watch figure skating in the Torino Olympics?
1038. Considering that those Olympics are probably over by now, did you watch it?
1039. Are the Japanese better skaters than the Russians?
1040. Does thinking of ice skating make you cold?
1041. Do you like bladed objects?
1042. Do you like bladed objects you can wear?
1043. Do you prefer swords or knives?
1044. Do you own a sword?
1045. How much would you pay for an antique sword?
1046. Could you wield a sword?
1047. Could you beat me in a swordfight? I’m entirely self-taught and pretty horrible =P
1048. Are there people you’d like to use a sword on?
1049. Now, now, don’t be violent. Swords don’t solve everything, right?
1050. What kind of sheath would you like for your sword?
1051. What’s your favorite type of flower?
1052. Where does this flower usually grow?
1053. Can you find this flower in Holland?
1054. What about Scotland?
1055. Is this a state or national flower?
1056. Do most people like this flower?
1057. Is this flower edible?
1058. Is this flower often used in decorations?
1059. Is this flower expensive?
1060. If you went to San Francisco, would you wear it in your hair?
1061. Tums or Pepto?
1062. How often do you take either?
1063. Do you take something else? If so, what?
1064. What flavor Tums do you like best?
1065. Do you think Pepto tastes gross?
1066. Do you prefer Maalox or Immodium AD?
1067. How often do you have stomach trouble, now that I mention it?
1068. Would you ever want a stomach transplant?
1069. Do your intestines give yu more trouble thanyour stomach?
1070. Have you got a stomach ache now?
1071. If you take your arms and reach all the way back, what do you touch?
1072. Is this something you can pick up with your arms/
1073. Is this something found in multiple rooms of the house?
1074. Do I have it?
1075. Is this something that could hurt if it fell on you?
1076. Is it big?
1077. What color is it?
1078. Can it fit in your car?
1079. Can it fit in the attic?
1080. Have you ever seen your attic?
1081. Would you rather live in your attic or basement?
1082. Why?
1083. Which is bigger?
1084. Is your basement finished?
1085. Are there any windows in your basement or attic?
1086. Which is scarier at night?
1087. Are you scared of the dark?
1088. Did I already ask that?
1089. Would it be worse if the house collapsed if you were in the attic or basement?
1090. Would you rather not think about the house collapsing?
1091. Would you rather break an arm or an ankle?
1092. What about your nose or your finger?
1093. Have you ever broken any bones?
1094. Have you ever sprained yourself?
1095. Have you ever had any other nasty injury?
1096. Does the injury ache now that you think of it?
1097. Do you miss when you were younger the practice of everyone signing casts?
1098. Would you ever want to be a doctor to set broken bones?
1099. What’s the most embarrassing way to break a bone?
1100. What’s the weirdest way to break a bone?
1101. Do you have school tomorrow?
1102. Did you have any hw tonight? If so, what?
1103. Do you generally enjoy school/
1104. Do you think that most of your classes are a waste of time?
1105. Do you watch your school’s athletic teams?
1106. Do you go to your school dances?
1107. Have I already asked that?
1108. What’s the worst type of homework assignment?
1109. Is there a type of homework assignment you just wouldn’t do?
1110. Which comes first: Homework or the Plaza?
1111. Is there snow on the ground right now?
1112. If so, how much? If not, how warm is it outside?
1113. Do you usually see snow this time of year?
1114. If there’s snow on the ground, is there enough to make a snowman?
1115. Have you ever driven in the snow?
1116. Do you prefer ice?
1117. Do you ever get off from school when it snows?
1118. Is snow overrated?
1119. What’s your favorite thing to do when it snows?
1120. Do you get paid to shovel snow?
1121. When was the last time you used a highlighter?
1122. Why did you use it?
1123. Are you a crazy/insane highlighter?
1124. Who makes the best highlighters?
1125. Do you like the ones that let you see how much highlighter liquid you have left?
1126. Have you ever spilled highlighter liquid?
1127. Have you highlighted schoolbooks that you don’t actually own?
1128. Have you highlighted anything not for school?
1129. What’s your favorite color highlighter?
1130. Have you ever highlighted a body part?
1131. Is it scarier to be on a plane or on a ship?
1132. Have you ever been on a plane with excessive turbulence?
1133. Have you ever been on a sinking ship?
1134. Do you pay attention to the safety briefing on airplanes?
1135. You have been on an airplane at least once….right?
1136. Do you think airplanes or ships are safer?
1137. Would you rather be a plane or a ship captain?
1138. Would you ever consider being a flight attendant?
1139. What about a bartender on a cruise?
1140. Do you prefer cars and trains/
1141. How many pillows do you sleep with?
1142. How about stuffed animals?
1143. Did you ever sleep with stuffed animals?
1144. What was your favorite?
1145. Did you ever talk to your stuffed animals?
1146. Do you call them stuffed toys?
1147. What’s your favorite pillow?
1148. Do you like beanbag pillows?
1149. What about ultra squishy ones?
1150. Do you prefer a nice book?
1151. Have you seen the new nickel? If not google it.
1152. Do you like it?
1153. Do you think changes in currency design are weird?
1154. Do you think it’d be cool to have your face on currency?
1155. Would you rather have your face on a coin or a bill?
1156. What celebrity ought to have his or her face on currency for his or her home country?
1157. Do you like the Euro?
1158. Have you ever used the Euro?
1159. Are you familiar with the exchange rate?
1160. Do you think there should just be one worldwide currency?
1161. Do you like scrambled eggs?
1162. Do you know that Paul Mcartney’s famous Beatles song ‘Yesterday’ was originally written to the tune of ‘Scrambled Eggs?;
1163. How do you prefer your eggs?
1164. What do you like in an omelet?
1165. Do you like your eggs runny or rock hard?
1166. Do you put salt and pepper on your eggs?
1167. What about….eww….ketchup?
1168. Do you cook your eggs yourself?
1169. What do you eat with your eggs?
1170. You’re not allergic to eggs, are you?
1171. What’s the most amount of money you’ve ever donated? You can say a lot if you don’t feel comfortable specifying an amount.
1172. What was the cause?
1173. Have you ever donated food or clothing for a drive?
1174. Have you ever helped run a drive?
1175. Would you rather donate money or food?
1176. Would you rather donate or distribute donated goods?
1177. Would you donate more if you could?
1178. Are you more likely to donate at random chance or after a disaster?
1179. Would you donate to the Plaza?
1180. Would you donate to me :-D?
1181. Have you ever played pool?
1182. Do you call it pool or billards?
1183. Do you think the 8 ball is inherently evil?
1184. Solids or stripes?
1185. Red surface or green surface?
1186. Do you like to break?
1187. Do you play with any fancy rules? If so, what?
1188. Do you play with friends or family members?
1189. Do you know anyone with a pool/billards table? If so, Have you never heard of that game before?
1190. Are you wearing deodorant?
1191. Did I just totally weird you out with that last question?
1192. Well, if you are wearing it, what brand?
1193. Do you know that SURE and SECRET are made by the same company?
1194. Do you know what the main active ingredient in deodorant is?
1195. Do you use aerosol or bar form deodorant?
1196. When do you normally apply your deodorant?
1197. How often do you have to buy a new thing of deodorant?
1198. Where do you buy it?
1199. Would you ever use deodorant marketed to the opposite sex?
1200. Can you think of another question about deodorant to ask yourself?
1201. Finish this sentence: The itsy bitsy spider…?
1202. Do you know what a water spout is?
1203. Can rain really was a spider out?
1204. Do you think the spider would survive?
1205. If the sun dried up all the rain, would the spider get sunburned?
1206. Do you think the spider has to be really dedicated to climb up the water spout?
1207. Would you prefer to just stomp on the spider?
1208. Have you ever climbed the water spout?
1209. Do spiders scare you?
1210. Do you know the origins of the word arachnophobia?
1211. I’m going to get a snack. Should I get sushi or taramosalata?
1212. I’m now done with said snack. Which do you think I ate?
1213. I actually ate both. Should I wash my hands or drink a glass of water first?
1214. How long until nature calls?
1215. D’ya know what the significance of the year 1215 is?
1216. So, what should I have for dinner?
1217. What if I told you the choice was leftover chicken or leftover lobster?
1218. There’s one piece of sushi left. Should I let my brother eat it?
1219. Do I need better eating habits?
1220. Do you need better eating habits?
1221. When was the last time you ran Spybot?
1222. Are you due to run it again?
1223. How much spyware does it usually pick up?
1224. When was the last time you ran Ad-Aware?
1225. Are you due to run it again?
1226. How much adware does it usually pick up?
1227. When was the last time you ran your virus scanner?
1228. Did you have any viruses?
1229. Do you think you can spread actual viruses through the internet?
1230. Erm, you’ve never created a virus…right?
1231. What kind of penalties can you get in your home country for creating viruses?
1232. Are they more or less severe than the penalties for robbing a bank?
1233. What about penalties for driving without a license?
1234 Are you scared of the police?
1235. You’re not currently in a jail (gaol) cell, are you?
1236. Did you ever want to be a policeman/policewoman when you grow up?
1237. What about a detective?
1238. What about the other side of things: A judge or lawyer?
1239. Would you rather join the police or be a lawyer?
1240. Do you think the law is overrated?
1241. So…What’s your favorite bird?
1242. Where is this bird usually found?
1243. Can you see this bird from your house?
1244. Can you see this bird from your grandmother’s house?
1245. Can you see this bird in Florida?
1246. How about South Korea?
1247. What does this bird look like?
1248. Does this bird make any appearance in LotR?
1249. Does this bird have a good singing voice?
1250. Can you have this bird as a pet?
1251. What’s my sign?
1252. What’s my line?
1253. What’s my fine?
1254. Where’s my spine?
1255. Where shall I dine?
1256. What’s mine?
1257. Where’s the pine?
1258. Do you like the number nine?
1259. Of 24892, what’s the sine?
1260. What’s your favorite type of wine?
1261. Do rhyme schemes need to die?
1262. What’s your favorite type of poetry?
1263. Does Shakespeare use this type of poetry?
1264. Have you written a poem in this type of poetry?
1265. What famous poet do you most admire?
1266. Do they use that type of poetry?
1267. What type of poetry do you hate?
1268. Where did this poetry originate?
1269. Why do you hate it?
1270. Are you tempted to go write a poem now?
1271. Would you rather live in constant winter or summer?
1272. Do you live in a constant winter or summer/
1273. Do you prefer snow or ice?
1274. What about hail or tornadoes?
1275. Dry snow or wet snow? (You can’t make snowballs with the dry stuff!)
1276. Sleet or slush?
1277. Slush or ice?
1278. How much do you need to get off from school?
1279. Have you had off from school yet this year?
1280. Have you ever gotten off for excessive heat?
1281. Photoshop or PaintShop Pro?
1282. Do you make LiveJournal icons? If so, what do you use?
1283. Do you find Photoshop generally easy to use?
1284. Is PaintShop easier?
1285. What’s your favorite thing to make?
1286. Are you any good at making banners?
1287. Do you know how to splice?
1288. How about how to remove red eye?
1289. Are you all into the different sorts of brushes?
1290. Would you rather just be a photographer?
1291. Do you have a cell (mobile) phone?
1292. What brand is it?
1293. Would you like a flip phone or no?
1294. Do you have a pay-as-you-go or a normal plan?
1295. Do you remember car phones?
1296. Do you remember Zach’s phone on Saved by the Bell?
1297. How’s your phone’s battery?
1298. How’s your phone bill?
1299. Is your phone currently charging?
1300. Do you even have a landline?
1301. You know, when I started this, it was before August 2005. Impressed?
1302. Are you easy to impress?
1303. What can I do to impress you more?
1304. Must your soul mate be able to impress you?
1305. Who must you impress?
1306. Can you impress me?
1307. Can you impress George W. Bush?
1308. Can you impress a dog?
1309. Did you try?
1310. Does the word ‘impress’ seem all weird now?
1311. Go look at this picture: http://static.flickr.com/43/81336698_6d0a0f277c.jpg what do you think?
1312. Do I look better in Tae’s Arwen dress or the green and black Ren faire dress?
1313. Did I horribly mess up the lacing?
1314. Do I look like an evil sorceress in the Arwen dress?
1315. What kind of funky things can you dress up as?
1316. Which gown looks more comfortable to you?
1317. Is breathing overrated?
1318. Is the Renaissance overrated?
1319. Is sleeping overrated?
1320. Is the Plaza underrated?
1321. What does your mousepad look like?
1322. Where did you get it?
1323. Think I’d like it?
1324. Does anyone ever comment on it?
1325. Does the mouse go easy on it?
1326. Did that just sound totally wrong?
1327. What is your mouse like anyway?
1328. Is it a ball or laser mouse?
1329. Do you have a wireless mouse?
1330. Is the plural of computer mouse mice?
1331. What language would you most like to learn?
1332. Why do you want to learn that language?
1333. Where do they speak that language/
1334. Do you know anyone fluent in that language? If so, who?
1335. What languages is it related to/
1336. How would this language be useful to you?
1337. How many people speak it worldwide?
1338. Would you like to visit the primary country of origin for this language?
1339. What’s the worst thing about this language?
1340. What kind of alphabet does it use?
1341. What’s the basic, no-holds-barred, commandment for good Plaza posting?
1342. Was it really hard to think of just one?
1343. Fine, then, what’s another?
1344. Do you know what the 10 commandments are? No, you don’t need to list them.
1345. I got six of them. Is this a bad thing?
1346. Can you come up with 10 commandments for doing well in school?
1347. How about 10 commandments for the procrastinator?
1348. Do you just say ‘heck with it’ and not follow any commandments?
1349. What’s a commandment you wish your parents would follow (keep it Plaza appropriate)?
1350. Know what happened in 1347?
1351. Have you ever had the plague?
1352. Are you sure?
1353. What’s the worst part about the plague?
1354. There is no good thing about the plague, is there?
1355. Know if the plague affected your answers? If you do, you have some family records!
1356. Do you know how the plague is caused?
1357. Plague or smallpox?
1358. Plague or H151 Avian Flu?
1359. Plague or Polio?
1360. Plague or Tuberculosis?
1361. Have you ever had an MRI?
1362. If you have, what on? If not, would you ever want one?
1363. Does the big MRI machine scare you?
1364. Do you know anyone that’s had an MRI? Who?
1365. Do you know what MRI stands for?
1366. Have you ever had a regular X-ray?
1367. Do you know someone that’s had a regular X-ray?
1368. Would you rather have an MRI or a regular X-ray?
1369. What’s the weirdest area of your body to get an X-ray on?
1370. Do X-rays scare you?
1371. Have you ever been hospitalized?
1372. Have you ever been to a hospital?
1373. How close is the nearest hospital?
1374. Is it the hospital you were born in?
1375. Were you born in a hospital?
1376. Do you know if your parents were born in a hospital?
1377. What about your grandparents?
1378. Were your grandparents born in the country you currently reside in?
1379. Do you ever watch hospital shows?
1380. Can you tell I’ve just gotten my daily dose of House?
1381. What website do you absolutely HATE?
1382. Why such utter hatred?
1383. What’s the general purpose of this website?
1384. Can I use this website?
1385. Do you have to pay to be on this website?
1386. Why have you gone on this website?
1387. What browsers can you access this site from?
1388. What sort of viruses have you gotten from this site?
1389. How many pop-ups do you get?
1390. Well, if there are no viruses and no pop ups, it can’t be that bad…right?
1391. What’s the worst book you’ve ever read?
1392. Why did you read this book?
1393. What made it so bad?
1394. Could you write a paper on it?
1395. Is the book critically acclaimed?
1396. What did you do with your copy?
1397. Would you give it as a gift under certain circumstances?
1398. Is the author still living?
1399. Is the book illustrated?
1400. Is this book in a fancy leather bound edition?
1401. Who was the last person you talked to via IM?
1402. Who initiated the conversation?
1403. Why was the conversation initiated?
1404. Over what form of messenger did you have this conversation?
1405. Is this your preferred messenger?
1406. Did you sign on the moment you turned the computer on?
1407. Have you signed off?
1408. Have I ever IMed you on this messenger?
1409. Have I ever IMed you on a different messenger?
1410. Have I even posted in the same Plaza thread as you, not including this?
1411. Tell me something interesting about yourself?
1412. Did I already know this?
1413. Why did you choose to tell me this?
1414. Who else knows about this?
1415. How does it make you interesting?
1416. Could anyone else on the Plaza say this about him or herself?
1417. Is it something that could help you later in life?
1418. Could it help you on the Plaza?
1419. Is it completely useless, like wiggling your ear?
1420. Do you care?
1421. Have you ever bitten your lip?
1422. Did it hurt?
1423. Any reason you bit it?
1424. Have you ever bitten your tongue?
1425. Did it hurt?
1426. Any reason you bit it?
1427. Have you ever burnt your tongue?
1428. Did it hurt?
1429. How long did it last?
1430. Any reason you burnt it?
1431. When’s the last time you *really* cleaned your room?
1432. What or who made you clean it?
1433. What did this cleaning entail?
1434. Is your room carpet or hardwood floor>
1435. Do you have enough shelf space for all of your books?
1436. I need to pee. Do you have a bathroom en suite (in your room)?
1437. Does your room need to be cleaned again?
1438. Have you ever dusted your room?
1439. Have you ever vacuumed it?
1440. What do you like best about your room?
1441. What were you doing before you got to this question?
1442. Is it something you do a lot?
1443. Do you like doing it?
1444. Why did you do it?
1445. Do you know anyone else that’s done it?
1446. Do you know anyone else that wants to do it?
1447. Was that your first time doing that?
1448. Did it involve anything generally considered illegal?
1449. Be honest. Did it?
1450. Are you going to do it again?
1451. How would you bow to the queen?
1452. Would you curtsy?
1453. Would you just bow your head?
1454. Is bowing overrated?
1455. How would you address the queen?
1456. Would you address the president/prime minister with the same courtesy?
1457. Would you address your mother with the same courtesy?
1458. Would you like to meet the Queen?
1459. What would you say to the Queen if you could meet her?
1460. Would you rather meet one of the princes?
1461. Do you know Aeo? If so, how?
1462. What do you think of moose?
1463. How about albino moose?
1464. Do you enjoy the Phillipa Gregory books?
1465. What will Aeo be when she grows up?
1466. What kind of underwear does Aeo have on?
1467. What kind of underwear…nevermind. Do you like pretzels?
1468. What should Aeo never, ever, ever do?
1469. Do you like singing dreidles?
1470. Should I dedicate this section of the Firvey to Aeo?
1471. What is sweet, raptured light?
1472. How long could you hold your last breath?
1473. What is fragile peace?
1474. Is there such thing as a hollow tree?
1475. What do tears taste like?
1476. Are all my thoughts of you?
1477. Where do you want your dreams to leave you?
1478. Are you afraid?
1479. What’s it like fading to black?
1480. Do I need to stop listening to Evanescence?
1481. Where have all the good men gone?
1482. Where are all the g-ds?
1483. Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odd?
1484. Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
1485. What about a black night?
1486. What kind of hero do you need?
1487. Are heroes overrated?
1488. Why isn’t the plural of heroes heros?
1489. If there’s someone just beyond your reach reaching back for you, who is it?
1490. Batman, Superman or Spider-Man?
1491. My arm hurts. Why?
1492. Sorry about that. But should I ice it?
1493. Are you a doctor?
1494. Would you be scared if I said ‘heck with’ my history major and applied to medical school?
1495. Must a med student be a masochist by definition?
1496. Under what circumstances would you become a med student?
1497. Do you think you’re a better doctor than most of them out there?
1498. Do you have a habit of self-diagnosing?
1499. Does mother know best?
1500. Does the surgeon general know best?
1501. Would you rather wear underwear with tapirs on them or okapis on them for the rest of your life?
1502. Ehm….do you wear underwear?
1503. Sorry, that was a bit personal. How often do you go underwear shopping?
1504. Do you know what a tapir is?
1505. What do you think of okapis?
1506. What do you think of plain, unembroidered underwear?
1507. Could it be he Jean Val Jean?
1508. Did Jean Val Jean wear underwear?
1509. But don’t most old men wear underwear?
1510. On a scale of 1-10, how bonkers are you?
1511. When was the last time you went to a playground?
1512. When you were young, how often did you go?
1513. Did your school have a playground?
1514. What was your favorite part of the playground?
1515. Sand or wood chips?
1516. Plastic equipment or wood?
1517. Lots of tunnels and ladders or monkey bars and slides?
1518. Firemen poles?
1519. Ever have a nasty playground injury?
1520. Are you still small enough to go to the playground without arousing suspicion?
1521. Do you own any candles?
1522. Do you prefer large candles or birthday cake candles?
1523. Have you ever made a candle?
1524. How often do you light candles?
1525. Do you use matches or a lighter?
1526. Have you ever burnt yourself lighting a candle?
1527. What’s your favorite type of candle?
1528 Do you ever watch the wax drip?
1529. Do you put your candles on tinfoil?
1530. Candles or torches?
1531. Do you like stairs?
1532. How many staircases do you have in your home, including basement and attic?
1533. Have any funky staircases?
1534. Do you find it easy to climb stairs?
1535. How many stairs do you have to climb at school or work?
1536. Do you know how many stairs there are in the average staircase?
1537. Please tell me you take the stairs and not the elevators to the 2nd (1st for you Europeans) floor?
1538. Do you hold the banister?
1539. Do you jump the last step?
1540. Do you like creaky stairs?
1541. Where is ‘the wall’?
1542. Is it really made of brick?
1543. What color is it?
1544. How big is it?
1545. Is it attached to another wall?
1546. Do you have a Scottish headmaster?
1547. What about a Scottish janitor?
1548. Ehm, if you answered yes to the last two, do you live in Scotland?
1549. Do you like pudding?
1550. Do you like Pink Floyd?
1551. Anglo-Saxons or Normans?
1552. Do you know anything about either?
1553. Do you know if you’re descended from either?
1554. Feudal system or Wergild?
1555. Wessex or Mercia?
1556. Do you know that the Normans weren’t actually French?
1557. Do you know that modern English curse words are almost all Anglo-Saxon in origin?
1558. Do you know that many government related words come from Norman French?
1559. Know how William the Conqueror died?
1560. Want me to tell you?
1561. How often do you visit the Plaza archives?
1562. Do you remember the Plaza before the first archive?
1563. Do the archives constantly time out on you?
1564. Do you go through your kingdom archives?
1565. What’s the coolest thing about archives?
1566. What’s the worst thing about archives?
1567. Which is your favorite archive?
1568. Have any posts in the first archive?
1569. Which archive do you never visit?
1570. Do you know that there are over a million threads on the Plaza, archived and otherwise?
1571. What’s your favorite restaurant?
1572. What kind of food does it serve?
1573. How often do you go?
1574. How expensive is it?
1575. Do you have to dress up?
1576. Can I get lobster bisque there?
1577. What about miso soup?
1578. How did you find out about this restaurant?
1579. Who do you usually go with?
1580. What do you usually order?
1581. Tap water or filtered water?
1582. Do you have a water filter?
1583. How polluted is your groundwater?
1584. Dare to drink the water in Mexico today or in England in 1347?
1585. Ice or no ice?
1586. Sparkling or stilled?
1587. Is bottled water overrated?
1588. Do you use filtered water when cooking?
1589. Do you use filtered water when you are just going to boil the water anyway?
1590. Is filtered water overrated?
1591. How many keys are on your keychain?
1592. What are they keys for?
1593. How big or small are they?
1594. Bronze, silver or both?
1595. How do you tell your keys apart?
1596. Which key is the most important?
1597. Which is the least important?
1598. Do you have spares?
1599. What does your keychain look like?
1600. Do you prefer card keys?
1601. Do you like snow globes?
1602. Do you own any?
1603. Do you believe the myth that if you shake a snow globe it will snow?
1604. Should snow globes be glass or plastic?
1605. How big should they be?
1606. Should they snow or sparkle?
1607. Shake it or turn it over?
1608. Have you ever broken one?
1609. Have you ever made one?
1610. Would you want to make one?
1611. The beach or the shore?
1612. Do you prefer tanning or swimming?
1613. Do you like standing at the edge of the ocean?
1614. Is there ocean near you?
1615. What’s the beach like?
1616. Do you like seaweed?
1617. When’s the last time you went to the beach/the shore?
1618. What’s your favorite thing to do at the beach?
1619. Do you have to cross state borders to get there?
1620. Bikinis or one pieces?
1621. How many ID cards do you have?
1622. How many are government issue?
1623. How many school IDs do you have?
1624. What do you think of ID cards?
1625. You don’t own fake IDs, right?
1626. Is your ID photo pretty?
1627. What does your ID photo look like?
1628. When was the last time you got a new ID?
1629. Can your ID get wet?
1630. Do you have to bring it everywhere?
1631. Imagine you’re a medieval knight. You find a dragon. Your reaction?
1632. What kind of dragon is it?
1633. Does the dragon have wings?
1634. Does it spout fire?
1635. Friend or Foe?
1636. Female or male?
1637. Does it have any eggs?
1638. What do you name it? Keep in mind that Fir’s medieval dragon language contains only the letters k, o, u, e, t, x, l, p and v.
1639. You didn’t name it Kutee did you?
1640. Are you glad you’re not a medieval knight?
1641. Can you make a word out of the letters wertyipe using each letter once?
1642. Do you own a typewriter?
1643. Have you ever used a typewriter?
1644. Do you like the sounds of a typewriter?
1645. Do you like the idea of not having to worry about connecting to a printer?
1646. Is that the only benefit of a typewriter?
1647. Do you know entire novels were written on the typewriter?
1648. Is it easier to just write everything out by hand?
1649. Do you have a fancy pen to do this?
1650. Ding or bing?
1651. The Plaza’s down. Grar. What should I do?
1652. I think I’ll eat cheese. Do you like cheese?
1653. What’s your favorite kind of cheese?
1654. Do you like Swiss cheese?
1655. What about parmesan cheese?
1656. Do you have any clue as to how to make cheese?
1657. What tastes good with cheese?
1658. What tastes horrible with cheese?
1659. Cheese its or Cheese nips?
1660. Have you beheld the power of cheese?
1661. Would you like to have lived in London in the 1660s?
1662. Do you know what happened in London in the 1660s or is it just the lack of flushing toilets?
1663. Are you a fan of the Stuart monarchs?
1664. Do you want to see The Libertine?
1665. Could you be executed in France?
1666. Was 1666 a bad year?
1667. Do you know anything about 1666?
1668. Is ‘1666’ a good name for a band?
1669. What about 1669?
1670. Where were you 1670 minutes ago?
1671. Do you like penguins?
1672. Have you seen March of the Penguins?
1673. Do you want a penguin?
1674. What’s the coolest thing about penguins?
1675. What’s the least coolest thing about penguins?
1676. What would you do with a penguin?
1677. What would my hairdresser do with a penguin?
1678. Do you have a stuffed penguin?
1679. Ever wonder why penguins can’t fly?
1680. So, why do people like penguins?
1681. I smell fish. What do you smell?
1682. Is that a pleasing smell?
1683. What smell do you like?
1684. What smell do you hate?
1685. What smell makes you nauseous?
1686. What smell makes you want to do things that are very not Plaza appropriate?
1687. What’s your favorite food smell?
1688. What’s your favorite weird random smell?
1689. Do you like new car smell?
1690. What about the smell of new clothing?
1691. Have you ever used a Ouija board?
1692. You know what a Ouija board is, right?
1693. Do you like crystal balls?
1694. What about palm reading?
1695. Tarot cards?
1696. Any other crazy fortune telling methods suit your fancy?
1697. Have you ever gotten your fortune read?
1698. Do you believe in fate?
1699. What about the wheel of fortune?
1700. Do you watch the TV show?
1701. What’s the difference between a balrog and an antelope?
1702. Which has horns?
1703. Which has wings?
1704. Which eats ants?
1705. Which would you have as a pet?
1706. Have you ever seen an antelope?
1707. Have you ever seen an okapi?
1708. Antelopes, balrogs or okapis?
1709. Do you now want to find an antelope?
1710. Antelope or moose?
1711. So, do you prefer a brush or a comb?
1712. What kind of brush do you use?
1713. What kind of comb suits your fancy?
1714. Do you use both?
1715. Which hurts more if your hair is tangled?
1716. Which is prettier to look at?
1717. Do you brush or comb your eyebrows?
1718. Do you brush or comb any non-facial hair?
1719. Do you think that anyone that says yes to question 1718 is crazy?
1720. Do you think that anyone saying no to question 1719 is crazy?
1721. What is a pitch?
1722. Oh come on, what is it really?
1723. Do you know how many different definitions for ‘pitch’ there are?
1724. Isn’t it an odd word to have so many different meanings?
1725. How often do you say ‘pitch’?
1726. Is a pitcher a person or a jug?
1727. Do you say pitcher or picture or picshure?
1728. Who’s the best pitcher in the MLB today?
1729. Do you play soccer (football) on a field or a pitch?
1730. Is there any other word you can make with the letters c, h, i, p and t?
1731. What’s the worst thing you can do for your computer?
1732. How many times have you done it?
1733. How many times have your parents done it?
1734. What happens when you do it?
1735. Did you need to buy a new computer?
1736. Is this something many people do?
1737. When did you find out how bad it was?
1738. Does it harm other people if you do it?
1739. Have you knowingly done this with malicious intent?
1740. You’re not a hacker, are you?
1741. Do you like popcorn?
1742. Movie theatre butter or homestyle?
1743. Do you salt your popcorn?
1744. Do you like the taste but hate the smell like me?
1745. Do you eat the unpopped kernels?
1746. Do you use microwave or a pot?
1747. How often do you eat popcorn?
1748. When was the last time you ate popcorn?
1749. Do you want some now?
1750. Orville Redenbaucher or Pop Secret?
1751. What card games do you know?
1752. Clubs or spades?
1753. Hearts or diamonds?
1754. Clubs or hearts?
1755. Clubs or diamonds?
1756. Diamonds or spades?
1757. Hearts or spades?
1758. Are you any good at the games you know?
1759. Think they played cards in Middle Earth?
1760. Would Bilbo be good at Poker?
1761. Do you fancy Faramir or Frodo?
1762. Wouldn’t David Wenham be just perfect to play Henry VII?
1763. What role is Elijah Wood perfect for?
1764. Did you find the last three questions hard to answer?
1765. So who do you fancy?
1766. Do you think that’s a weird use of the word ‘fancy’?
1767. What does ‘fancy’ mean to you?
1768. Do you pronounce fancy to rhyme with antsy or like the au in aunt?
1769. Finrod or some other character tht starts with ‘F’?
1770. Does your name start with F?
1771. Kleenex or Scotties?
1772. When was the last time you blew your nose?
1773. Why did you blow it?
1774. That was a stupid question. Ehm…Do you have to blow it now?
1775. Do you like your tissues soft or course?
1776. Do you like tissues with lotion or without?
1777. Large boxes or travel packs?
1778. Should toilet tissue be coarser than facial tissue?
1779. Does Kleenex even make toilet tissue?
1780. Are you sure?
1781. What’s the oldest magazine issue you have in your house?
1782. How old is it?
1783. Why do you still have it?
1784. Where do you keep it?
1785. How often do you look at it?
1786. Do you subscribe to this magazine?
1787. Are there lots of glossy pictures?
1788. Are the articles interesting?
1789. What’s the magazine’s general audience?
1790. Would I like it?
1791. Louis XVI or Louis XIV?
1792. Marie Antionette or Maria Theresa?
1793. What’s the coolest thing about the French Revolutioin?
1794. What’s the least coolest thing about the French Revolution?
1795. Napoleon Bonaparte or Napoleon III?
1796. Guillotine or the axe?
1797. Robspierre or Marat?
1798. Do you find the French Revolution exceedingly gory?
1799. Do you think people wore funny hats?
1800. Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
1801. Speaking of Popes, who was/is your favorite Pope?
1802. What was/is his birth name?
1803. What was/is his birthplace?
1804. What is he primarily remembered/known for?
1805. Who was King/Queen of England when he was Pope?
1806. Was the US a country when he was Pope?
1807. Do you like the current Pope, even if you’re not Catholic?
1808. Have you ever been to the Vatican?
1809. Would you go just to see the Sistine Chapel?
1810. Would you go to see the Pope?
1811. Do you recycle?
1812. Honestly, how often do you do it?
1813. How many bags do you usually need to take out?
1814. Does your school/business recycle?
1815. Is recycling law where you live?
1816. Favorite thing about recycling?
1817. Least favorite thing about recycling?
1818. Last time you recycled?
1819. Next time you will recycle?
1820. Do you prefer recycling or taking out the trash?
1821. What is symbolism?
1822. Why do we care about symbolism?
1823. What’s the coolest symbol in LotR?
1824. What’s your favorite symbol ever?
1825. What’s the worst symbol ever?
1826. Do Disney movies have symbolism?
1827. Am I a symbol?
1828. Are you a symbol?
1829. Do you ever type in the symbol font?
1830. Do you know how to say ‘Greek’ in Greek?
1831. Find the nearest dictionary, turn to page 225. What’s the fifth word?
1832. What’s the definition of this word?
1833. Have you used this word before?
1834. Did you know the definition of this word before?
1835. Is this a good SAT word?
1836. Know this word in another language?
1837. Does anyone else you live with know this word in another language?
1838. What are some synonyms of this word?
1839. What are the antonyms of this word?
1840. What is the etymology of this word?
1841. What’s your favorite type of pudding?
1842. When’s the last time you had pudding?
1843. Have you ever had banana pudding?
1844. Do they make banana pudding?
1845. Have you ever had caramel pudding/
1846. Do you pronounce it carmel or caramel?
1847. Ever had a caramel rice cake?
1848. Ever had a caramel caramel?
1849. Do you not like caramel?
1850. Do you not like rice cakes?
1851. What is the worst job you could possibly have?
1852. How do you know this?
1853. Do you know anyone that has this job?
1854. Under what circumstances would you accept this job?
1855. Does it involve hazardous conditions?
1856. Does it involve hazardous sanitary conditions?
1857. What does it pay, generally?
1858. Who generally does this job?
1859. Know anyone that wants this job?
1860. Are you very glad you don’t have this job?
1861. How much do you know about the American Civil War?
1862. What’s your favorite Civil War literature?
1863. Ever been to Gettysburg?
1864. Want to go/go back?
1865. The Union, it must…..what?
1866. Ever read Gone with the Wind? Ever seen it?
1867. Do you prefer the English Civil War?
1868. What’s one country that has never had a civil war?
1869. What’s one country that’s never had a civil war in the 20th and 21st centuries?
1870. Which is more romantic to right about: civil war or revolution?
1871. Thomas Cromwell or Oliver Cromwell?
1872. Any relation?
1873. Reformation and power-seeking or Puritanism and dictatorship?
1874. Behead or be beheaded?
1875. How about both, like Cromwell? (the first one)
1876. Ban Katherine of Aragon or Christmas?
1877. Who wore the funny hat?
1878. Who’s hotter?
1879. Ever seen Thomas Cromwell in a movie?
1880. Is Oliver Cromwell related to Oliver Twist?
1881. If you had a robot, what would you name it?
1882. What would this robot do?
1883. What color would it be?
1884. Would it speak in boinkadoink or robotese?
1885. Can it train your dog?
1886. How often would you have to oil its parts?
1887. Can it drive a car?
1888. Male or female or androgynous robot?
1889. What makes it a robot?
1890. How many spare parts does it have?
1891. What’s the longest you have ever waited?
1892. What were you waiting for?
1893. Where did you wait?
1894. Who waited with you?
1895. When did you wait?
1896. Have you waited for this since then?
1897. Have many others waited for this?
1898. Did your weather have anything to do with your wait? (strike that, reverse it)
1899. Did anything else have anything to do with your wait?
1900. Were you in an airport or a doctor’s office?
1901. What flag is the hardest flag to draw by hand out of these: Wales, Cambodia, Mexico?
1902. Why is it the hardest?
1903. Have you ever been to this country?
1904. Have you been to either of the other two?
1905. What’s the best thing about Wales?
1906. What’s the worst?
1907. What’s the best thing about Cambodia?
1908. What’s the worst?
1909. What’s the best thing about Mexico?
1910. What’s the worst?
1911. Would you rather be a passenger on the Titanic or serve in the army in WWI?
1912. How about a third class passenger on the Titanic or serve as an officer in WWI?
1913. What’s more fascinating? The Titanic or WWI?
1914. Which do/did you talk more about in school?
1915. Which has more resounding historical consequences?
1916. Which is more fun?
1917. Which would you rather watch a movie about?
1918. Which involved a greater number of British accents?
1919. Which was deadlier, on a percentage basis?
1920. Are you so close that nothing else matters?
1921. If the stock market crashed tomorrow, would you cry?
1922. What if it was the NYSE?
1923. Do you know what NYSE stands for?
1924. Dow Jones or Nasdaq Composite?
1925. Do you own any stock? I don’t care how much.
1926. Do you read The Wall Street Journal?
1927. Ever been to Wall Street?
1928. Ever seen the movie?
1929. Do you know what stocks are?
1930. What about bonds, mutual funds, IRAs….?
1931. The Nutcracker or Swan Lake?
1932. Have you ever seen the Nutcracker?
1933. Have you ever seen Swan Lake?
1934. Ever seen the dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy?
1935. Which has better scenery?
1936. Which has a better story?
1937. Have you been in a production of the Nutcracker, behind the scenes included?
1938. Have you been in a production of Swan Lake, behind the scenes included?
1939. Do you like ballet?
1940. Do you like ballet costumes?
1941. Who is your inspiration?
1942. Why does that person inspire you?
1943. How do you know/know of this person?
1944. Is this person alive or dead?
1945. Is this person famous?
1946. Is this person a blood relative?
1947. Does this person inspire anyone else?
1948. Did this person ever win a Nobel?
1949. How about a Pulitzer?
1950. What about an Oscar?
1951. Scooby-Doo or Lassie?
1952. Did you watch either as a child?
1953. Did either make you cry?
1954. Do you like collies or golden retrievers better?
1955. Which is funnier?
1956. Did you ever see the real life Scooby Doo movie?
1957. What kingdom does Scooby-Doo belong in?
1958. What kingdom does Lassie belong in?
1959. Do you like dog movies?
1960. Ever seen a cat movie?
1961. Scotch tape, masking tape or duct tape?
1962. Which do you own?
1963. Which do you have within arms’ length?
1964. Which is better for your pent-up LotR copy?
1965. Which is better for packages?
1966. Which is better for prom dresses?
1967. Which smells the worst?
1968. Which smells the best?
1969. Which goes bad the quickest?
1970. Do you just prefer staples?
1971. Yaks or Anteaters?
1972. Did you make this decision based on where the two animals are found?
1973. Do yaks and anteaters have any similarities?
1974. What are the differences?
1975. Which are funnier?
1976. Which where the pants?
1977. If a yak and an anteater wanted to get married, would you perform the ceremony?
1978. Would you want a yak as a pet?
1979. What about an anteater?
1980. Which is more likely to mate with an emu?
1981. Ever seen a waterfall?
1982. What’s your favorite waterfall?
1983. What’s the closest major waterfall?
1984. Ever want to visit Angel, Victoria or Niagra Falls?
1985. Would you rather walk under a waterfall or take a barrel ride down one?
1986. What’s the coolest thing about waterfalls?
1987. What’s the worst thing about waterfalls?
1988. How much water would a waterfall fall if a waterfall could fall water?
1989. Can you make a waterfall in your back yard?
1990. Why do people like waterfalls?
1991. Best thing about the 1990s?
1992. Worst thing about the 1990s?
1993. Slap bracelets or Side ponytails?
1994. Super Mario Bros. or Windows 95?
1995. Full House or Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
1996. Power Rangers or Baby-Sitters Club?
1997. Oregon Trail or Goosebumps?
1998. Saved By the Bell or Pogs?
1999. Are you Afraid of the Dark or Alex Mack?
2000. Do yah miss the nineties?
2001. What do you call this decade? Like, there’s the eighties, the nineties, the….
2002. Have you enjoyed this decade so far?
2003. What will this decade probably be most remembered for?
2004. What fads will we probably remember in the next decade?
2005. I itch. Should I scratch?
2006. Anyway. What’s the biggest celebrity news of this decade?
2007. What’s the movie of the decade?
2008. What’s the sports story of the decade?
2009. What’s your favorite thing about this decade?
2010. What’s your least favorite thing about this decade?
2011. Butterscotch or vanilla parfait?
2012. When was the last time you had butterscotch?
2013. When was the last time you had vanilla parfait?
2014. What tastes better on ice cream?
2015. What tastes better with liquid nitrogen?
2016. Sorry, I meant which tastes better with rice?
2017. What sounds more expensive?
2018. What actually is more expensive?
2019. Which do you want on your birthday cake?
2020. Which smells better?
2021. What kind of toilet paper do you use?
2022. Do you like to pull it over the roll or under?
2023. Do you fold up the end all nice and neat?
2024. How many squares do you use in an average sitting?
2025. Have you ever clogged the toilet?
2026. Have you ever unclogged the toilet?
2027. Do you use toilet paper for any other purposes besides wiping?
2028. What’s the best thing about toilet paper?
2029. What’s the worst thing about toilet paper?
2030. Soft or strong, if you had to chose?
2031. Do you know what an epithalamium is?
2032. Have you ever had cause to create one?
2033. Do you agree that poets would be most likely to know what it is?
2034. Want to create one?
2035. How would you create one?
2036. What would you do with it once created?
2037. Would you give it to anyone?
2039. Epithalamium or Epitaph?
2040. Do you now have an idea of what it is?
2041. Do you pick your nose?
2042. Was that a pleasantly obscene question?
2043. Do you know anyone that picks their nose?
2044. Do you know that apparently 17% of teens are obsessive nose pickers?
2045. Do you use a tissue to pick your nose?
2046. Do you pick your ears?
2047. What’s more hazardous to your health: picking or not picking?
2048. What do you use to pick your ear?
2049. What do you use to pick your nose?
2050. Have I completely grossed you out yet?
2051. Do you like herring?
2052. Do you like pickled herring?
2053. Have you ever cut down a tree with a herring?
2054. Think you can cut down a tree with a herring?
2055. What color are the eyes of a herring?
2056. What’s the coolest thing about herring?
2057. What’s the least coolest thing about herring?
2058. Where are herring found?
2059. Do they sell herring at your supermarket?
2060. Does herring go with caviar?
2061. Do you have an official state/province insect? Look it up.
2062. Is it a well known insect?
2063. Have you seen this insect before?
2064. What’s the coolest thing about this insect?
2065. What’s the least-coolest thing about this insect?
2066. Does this insect fly?
2067. Does this insect have six legs?
2068. What’s the lifespan of this insect?
2069. What is the raison d’etre of this insect?
2070. Anything else about this insect you or I should know?
2071. Oreo or Chips Ahoy?
2072. When was the last time you had an Oreo?
2073. When was the last time you had Chips Ahoy?
2074. Which goes better with milk?
2075. Which goes better dipped in soda?
2076. Do you actually dip your cookies in soda o_O;;;
2077. Which are better with a sword?
2078. Which are better with lox?
2079. Which are better with Campbells?
2080. Please tell me you don’t eat cookies with your soup?
2081. What’s you’re favorite type of soup?
2082. Can you get it in a can?
2083. Ever make it yourself?
2084. What’s the main ingredient in this soup?
2085. Can you get it at the Japanese or Chinese restaurant?
2086. Can you get it at the Italian restaurant?
2087. Can you get it at any restaurant?
2088. What’s the coolest thing about this soup?
2089. How long does it take to make?
2090. Would I like it?
2091. Apartment with two roommates or a mansion by yourself?
2092. Ever lived in an apartment?
2093. Ever lived in a mansion?
2094. What’s the coolest thing about an apartment?
2095. What’s the coolest thing about a mansion?
2096. What’s the worst thing about an apartment?
2097. What’s the worst thing about a mansion?
2098. Would you rather buy an apartment or pay rent on a mansion?
2099. Would you ever buy a house on Wisteria Lane?
2100. How about an apartment in Manhattan?
2101. AOL or MSN?
2102. Which is more readily available where you live?
2103. Which has the better messenger?
2104. Which has the better web browser?
2105. Which is better for the computer?
2106. Do you use either as an ISP?
2107. Do you use either to check your email?
2108. Which do most of your friends use, if any?
2109. Which is cheaper?
2110. Which is less spammy?
2112. Speaking of spam, when’s the last time you spammed the Plaza?
2113. What did you do?
2114. Was this in a point-giving or non-point giving forum?
2115. Were you caught?
2116. Was this in a spam thread?
2117. Do many people spam like this?
2118. What made you decide to spam?
2119. Have any of your Plaza friends spammed?
2120. Know any admin that’s spammed? Hush!
2121. Find the nearest book. Turn to page 210. What’s the fifth sentence?
2122. What is the name of this book?
2123. Who is the author?
2124. What is this book about?
2125. Have you read this book before?
2126. What sort of honors has this book won?
2127. Is it a hardback or softback?
2128. What’s the publication date?
2129. Whose book is it?
2130. What’s the name of the book’s protagonist?
2131. How many pairs of gloves do you have?
2132. How often do you wear your favorite pair?
2133. Ski gloves or driving gloves?
2134. Gloves with those weird things on them or gloves with Velcro?
2135. Knitted gloves or purled gloves?
2136. What’s the most important thing when deciding on a glove?
2137. What’s the least important thing when deciding on a glove?
2138. Ever wear gloves with a dress?
2139. Ever wear a dress?
2140. Do you prefer mittens?
2141. Did the balrog have wings?
2142. Who or what is Tom Bombadil?
2143. How does allegory differ from applicability?
2144. How often do you post in the Lore forums?
2145. How often do you read threads in the Lore forums?
2146. Who’s the ultimate Loremaster (male) on the Plaza?
2147. Who’s the ultimate Loremaster (female) on the Plaza?
2148. You didn’t say yourself, did you?
2149. What’s the most overdone topic in Lore?
2150. What lore topic fascinates you the most?
2151. What’s the last piece of fruit you’ve eaten?
2152. Why did you eat this piece of fruit?
2153. Did you eat the whole thing?
2154. Did you remember to wash it before you ate it?
2155. Did you have to peel it?
2156. Where did you buy this fruit?
2157. Where does this fruit usually grow?
2158. What type of fruit is it? (citrus. Etc?)
2159. What color was the fruit?
2160. Were there any ants or worms crawling out of it?
2161. Would you rather live at the North Pole or the South Pole?
2162. Have you been to either?
2163. Which seems more unpleasant?
2164. Which has awesome-er wildlife?
2165. Which one has cooler skies at night?
2166. Where would you rather be come Christmas?
2167. Where would you rather be 4 July?
2168. Where would you rather take a cruise ship to?
2169. Which do you live closer to now?
2170. To which would you send your worst enemy in exile?
2171. DNA or RNA?
2172. Do you know what DNA stands for?
2173. Do you know what RNA stands for?
2174. When’s the last time you took a biology class?
2175. Have you ever taken a forensics class?
2176. What’s the coolest thing about DNA?
2177. Ever seen your own DNA?
2178. What’s the coolest thing about RNA?
2179. Ever seen your own RNA?
2180. What do you like best about your own DNA?
2181. Ever been to a national park?
2182. If so, which one, if not, where would you like to go?
2183. Where is this park?
2184. What’s so awesome about it that it’s a national park?
2185. Ever consider being a park ranger?
2186. Are the national parks free where you live?
2187. Ever camp out/want to camp out in a park?
2188. How near to civilization is this park?
2189. What’s the weather in this park like?
2190. Is this a well known park?
2191. When’s the last time you read a newspaper?
2192. What newspaper was it?
2193. What’s the name of your local newspaper?
2194. Ever read The New York Times?
2195. How about the Financial Times (London)?
2196. Do you get the newspaper delivered daily?
2197. What’s your favorite section to read?
2198. What sections do you usually ignore?
2199. What sections do you go for first?
2200. What do you do with your paper when you finish it?
2201. What time is it for you right now?
2202. What time zone are you in?
2203. In five hours, what time will it be in New York City?
2204. In fifteen hours, what time will it be in Beijing?
2205. How accurate is your watch?
2206. How accurate is your computer clock?
2207. How accurate is your cell phone clock?
2208. How accurate is your clock?
2209. When’s the last time you shaved?
2210. Can you think of any link between time and shaving?
2211. Dill or thyme?
2212. What’s your favorite spice?
2213. What do you put this spice on?
2214. What do you absolutely not put this spice on?
2215. Where is this spice found?
2216. Do you have the spice in a glass or plastic can?
2217. Do you ever pour a little into your hand to taste it?
2218. Do you prefer to smell it?
2219. Can you put this on Pizza?
2220. Can you put this on roast duck?
2221. How often do you use insect repellant?
2222. When was the last time you used insect repellant?
2223. What’s your favorite type of insect repellant?
2224. How bad does your insect repellent smell?
2225. What color is your insect repellant bottle?
2226. Where do you keep your insect repellant?
2227. Who else uses the insect repellant?
2228. Ever use it in January?
2229. Ever use it in July?
2230. Does it work?
2231. Know what a phonograph is?
2232. If you don’t, why not? If you do, do you own one?
2233. What’s the coolest thing about a phonograph?
2234. What’s the worst thing about a phonograph?
2235. How much would you pay for a phonograph?
2236. Will you get me a phonograph for my birthday?
2237. Will you get Elvh a phonograph for his birthday?
2238. How do you pronounce phonograph?
2239. Would you put your phonograph near your phone?
2240. What color should a phonograph be?
2241. Ever lose a piece of jewellery?
2242. Ever lose a rubber band?
2243. Ever lose a paper clip?
2244. Ever lose a DVD?
2245. Ever lose a video game?
2246. Ever lose a sweatshirt?
2247. Ever lose a sneaker?
2248. Ever lose a wallet?
2249. Ever lose a key?
2250. Ever lose a car?
2251. Shania Twain or Matchbox 20?
2252. When’s the last time you heard Shania Twain?
2253. When’s the last time you heard Matchbox 20?
2254. Who would you rather have play at your wedding?
2255. Who would you rather have play at your plumber’s wedding?
2256. Who has the catchier songs?
2257. Who is on the radio more where you live?
2258. Know anyone else that likes Shania Twain?
2259. Know anyone else that likes Matchbox 20?
2260. Who’d be better performing in front of the LotR actors?
2261. Which is more annoying: rush hour on the highway or utility work on your town’s one main road?
2262. How often do you get caught up in rush hour on the highway?
2263. How often is there utility work on your town’s one main road?
2264. How often are you in a car?
2265. How often do you drive somewhere that takes longer than two hours?
2266. Are you a rubbernecker?
2267. You do know what a rubbernecker is, right?
2268. What’s the most annoying thing about traffic?
2269. What do you do when traffic’s at a standstill?
2270. Have you ever been the cause of traffic?
2271. Is Friday the 13th good or bad?
2272. What did you do Friday, January 13th 2005?
2273. Ever had something horrible happen on Friday 13th?
2274. Is there a thirteenth floor where you work or live, if applicable?
2275. Do you consider the number thirteen good or bad?
2276. How do you say 13 in a language that’s not English, Spanish or French?
2277. Ever eat dinner with 12 other people? I have. >_>;;;
2278. If thirteen sit down to dine, is the first to rise the first to die?
2279. What’s one thing you have thirteen of?
2280. Ever had something really good happen to you on Friday 13?
2281. What’s today’s hi temperature?
2282. Is it normal, warmer or cooler than normal?
2283. How high can temperatures go in January?
2284. Ever have a day in January where you can go out in a t shirt?
2285. Ever have a day in January where it’s too cold to go out at all?
2286. Is global warming the culprit?
2287. What’s January weather usually like?
2288. Are you a fan of January weather?
2289. What’s the worst January weather you remember?
2290. How many daylight hours do you usually have in January?
2291. What’s your favorite gemstone?
2292. What’s your birthstone?
2293. How expensive is your favorite gemstone?
2294. Ever consider being a jeweler?
2295. Do you prefer your favorite gemstone on a necklace or a ring?
2296. Is your favorite gemstone more valuable than diamonds?
2297. Is your favorite gemstone more valuable than cubic zirconium?
2298. Does your local jeweler sell it?
2299. Do they sell it in department stores?
2300. Why is it your favorite gemstone?
2301. Naan, pita or challah?
2302. When’s the last time you had naan?
2303. When’s the last time you had pita?
2304. When’s the last time you had challah?
2305. Which goes best with honey?
2306. Which goes best with hummus?
2307. Which is best when you’re hungry?
2308. Ever cooked naan?
2309. Ever made pita?
2310. Ever made challah?
2311. Who is harder to kill: Sauron or Voldemort?
2312. Who is more powerful: Gandalf or Dumbledore?
2313. Who is/who are the better sidekick(s): Sam or Hermoine and Ron?
2314. Who is more old fashioned: Elrond or McGonagall?
2315. Who has a bigger duty: Frodo or Harry?
2316. Who has a weirder name: Finrod or Grubbly-Plank?
2317. Who do you want teaching your history class: Elendil or Binns?
2318. Who’s the better writer: Tolkien or Rowling?
2319. Easy you say? Then who is easier to understand?
2320. Nazgul or Death Eaters?
2321. So…would you rather win a gold medal in figure skating or curling?
2322. Which looks harder?
2323. Which is more fun to watch?
2324. Which is your home country better at?
2325. How about downhill skiing or bobsledding?
2326. Which looks harder?
2327. Which is more fun to watch?
2329. Which your home country better at?
2330. Does your home country usually perform well in the Olympics?
2331. Describe, in detail, your dream….bookmark. What’s it like?
2332. How many bookmarks do you own?
2333. How many of those bookmarks are improvised?
2334. How many bookmarks have you actually bought in a bookstore?
2335. Do you use bookmarks in books that have a dust jacket?
2336. Do you have any LotR themed bookmarks?
2337. Do you have any Star Wars or Star Trek themed bookmarks?
2338. Do you have any funky bookmarks? If so, describe =D
2339. Should I get you a bookmark for your birthday?
2340. What bookmark do you use when you read LotR?
2341. What color is the shirt you’re wearing?
2342. Where did you buy or receive this shirt?
2343. What does this shirt look like?
2344. What is this shirt made of?
2345. What are the washing instructions for this shirt?
2346. How many times have you worn this shirt before?
2347. Have you seen anyone else wear this shirt?
2348. Why are you wearing this shirt?
2349. Is this shirt too large, too small or just right?
2350. Would I like it?
2351. Ever been on a hay ride?
2352. Do you like the smell of hay?
2353. Ever make your own hay?
2354. Know how to make hay?
2355. Ever found a needle in a haystack?
2356. Ever planted a needle in a haystack?
2357. What would you use hay for, anyway?
2358. Does hay make a good toothpick?
2359. What is the chemical formula of hay, if you know it?
2360. Is hay for horses?
2361. Do you watch the news on ABC, NBC, CBS, BBC or Comedy Central?
2362. Who is the best news anchor?
2363. How often do you watch the news?
2364. Do you watch the news while you eat dinner?
2365. Do you watch the news before you go to sleep?
2366. Do you prefer watching the news or going online for it?
2367. What’s the worst thing about the news?
2368. When’s the last time you watched the news?
2369. Do you watch The Daily Show for news?
2370. Do you watch the Daily Show for something other than news?
2371. Who is your favorite Johnny?
2372. What does this Johnny do?
2373. What does this Johnny look like?
2374. How old is this Johnny?
2375. How do you know this Johnny?
2376. Does this Johnny have a lot of admirers?
2377. Does this Johnny ever wear Spandex?
2378. Do any of your siblings like this Johnny?
2379. Does this Johnny have a fansite?
2380. Would you ever name your son Jon, John, Jonathan or Johnny?
2381. Any allergies?
2382. If no, anything you might as well be allergic to? If yes, what are you allergic to?
2383. What would be the worst thing to be allergic to?
2384. Do OTC allergy medicines work, in your opinion?
2385. Does where you live influence people’s allergies?
2386. Does anyone you live with have an allergy?
2387. Know anyone allergic to dust?
2388. Know anyone allergic to dogs?
2389. Know anyone allergic to dandruff?
2390. Know anyone allergic to anything else that starts with ‘D’?
2391. So….What should I ask you?
2392. Why should I ask you this?
2393. How will you respond?
2394. Will I ask this again later in the survey?
2395. How will your best friend respond?
2396. Will you like this question?
2397. Would your ancestors have liked this question?
2398. Would Catherine Willows of CSI like this question?
2399. Would Gil Grissom of CSI like this question?
2400. Do you like this question?
2401. How many stations do you get on your television?
2402. Which do you watch the most?
2403. Which do you watch the least, CSPAN not included?
2404. Which premium channels do you get, if any?
2405. Do you have cable? If yes, digital? Satellite?
2406. What kind of television do you have?
2407. How old is your television?
2408. How many televisions in your house do you have?
2409. Have any flatscreens?
2410. Have any widescreens?
2411. What’s your favorite video game?
2412. On what console do you play this game?
2413. How long have you had this game?
2414. What’s the idea of this game?
2415. Will this game be obsolete by next year?
2416. What’s the best thing about this game?
2417. What’s the worst thing about this game?
2418. Was this game expensive?
2419. Does this game have a predecessor?
2420. Why do you like this game?
2421. What’s geekier: l337 or Klingon?
2422. What’s geekier: Star Wars or Star Trek?
2423. What’s geekier: RPGs online or D&D?
2424. What’s geekier: Building your own computer or making your own sword?
2425. What’s geekier: Analyzing Tolkien passages or analyzing episodes of Star Trek?
2426. What’s geekier: Dressing up as Elrond or dressing up as Feanor?
2427. What’s geekier: Trading cards or action figures?
2428. What’s geekier: House or CSI?
2429. What’s geekier: Writing a 20 page debate post or a 20 page RPG post?
2430. Are you a geek?
2431. Are you taking over me?
2432. Should I believe in you?
2433. Should I give up everything just to find you?
2434. How many things inside do you have?
2445. Do you live to breathe?
2446. Do you look in the mirror?
2447. How do you take over someone?
2448. What would you give up to find me?
2449. What would you give up to have you takeover me?
2450. Have I confused you yet?
2451. Do you own any trophies?
2452. If yes, what for, if not, why not?
2453. What trophy or medal would you most like?
2454. Should trophies be made of real gold?
2455. How big should a trophy be?
2456. What should a trophy look like?
2457. What’s the best sports trophy?
2458. What’s the ugliest sports trophy?
2459. What’s the best non-sports trophy?
2460. What’s the ugliest non-sports trophy?
2461. Who is your pick to win this year’s World Cup?
2462. Why are they your pick?
2463. How far did they get in 2002?
2464. Who is their best player?
2465. Who is their worst rival?
2466. Who is your favorite team?
2467. Why are they your favorite?
2468. How far did they get in 2002?
2469. Who is their best player?
2470. Who is their worse rival?
2471. Would you rather ski or snowboard?
2472. Have you ever skied?
2473. Have you ever snowboarded?
2474. Which is more exciting to watch?
2475. Which do you think is easier?
2476. Which do you think is more dangerous?
2477. Which are you more likely to do?
2478. Which is more colorful?
2479. Which is scarier?
2480. Which would your best friend prefer?
2481. When’s the last time you were in an airport?
2482. Where did you go?
2483. What airport were you in?
2484. What time of day were you in the airport?
2485. How busy was the airport?
2486. What airline were you flying?
2487. Was the airport nice?
2488. How long did you wait?
2489. Was this a good airport experience?
2490. How was security?
2491. What does your winter coat look like?
2492. When did you get this coat?
2493. Why did you get this coat?
2494. How expensive was this coat? (I don’t need an exact price)
2495. How warm is this coat?
2496. Have you worn this coat in 20 F or -10 C weather?
2497. Have you worn this coat in snow or ice?
2498. What’s the best thing about this coat?
2499. What’s the worst thing about this coat?
2500. Is it still winter where you are? ---Congragulations, you are halfway through!
2501. My brother wants to know: why is farting rude?
2502. Do you do it often?
2503. When’s the most common time to do it?
2504. Who does it the most in your family?
2505. Who does it the least in your family?
2506. Do any of your pets fart?
2507. Know the chemical progress that’s involved?
2508. Ever had one really, really loud?
2509. Ever had one really, really smell?
2510. Have I just grossed you out?
2511. Carolingian empire, Byzantium or Umayyad Caliphate?
2512. Charlemagne or Justinian?
2513. Where would you have liked to live in 815 AD?
2514. Charles the Fat or Charles the Bald?
2515. Would you rather be ____ the Fat or ____ the Bald?
2516. Which civilization would you have wished to raid?
2517. Which civilization was the least coolest?
2518. Carolingian Renaissance or Renaissance Renaissance?
2519. Englebert or Abbo?
2520. Utterly confused?
2521. When was the last time you washed your hands?
2522. How often do you usually wash your hands?
2533. Do you wash your hands after you use the restroom?
2534. Do you wash your hands before eating?
2535. Do you wash your hands before going to sleep?
2536. Do you wash your hands after a visit to the doctor’s office?
2537. Do you wash your hands after farming?
2538. Do you wash your hands after playing with your siblings?
2539. If you said yes to 2538, are your siblings really that gross?
2540. When’s the next time you’ll wash your hands?
2541. What kind of printer do you have?
2542. What’s the best thing about a printer?
2543. What’s the worst thing about a printer?
2544. How often do you use a printer?
2545. How often do you buy ink for your printer?
2546. Color ink or black ink?
2547. Ever make ink?
2548. Ever use ink ink as opposed to a pen?
2549. What’s the best color ink?
2550. Do you like spoons?
2551. When’s the last time you colored in a coloring book?
2552. Do you like coloring books?
2553. Would LotR make a good coloring book?
2554. Would Harry Potter like coloring books?
2556. Would you ever use water colors or colored pencils in a coloring book instead of crayons?
2557. Do you have a coloring book somewhere?
2558. Do you have a non-Plaza appropriate coloring book?
2559. Ever wonder how much money you can make with coloring books?
2560. What’s your favorite thing to color?
2561. Do you like Arthurian Romances?
2562. Would you rather date Galahad or Perceval or Guinevere or Morgana Le Fay?
2563. Was King Arthur a real person?
2564. Was the movie King Arthur any good?
2565. Ever read L’morte d’Arthur?
2566. Ever read Chretien De Troyes?
2567. What about The Once and Future King?
2568. What would King Arthur think about the Plaza?
2569. Could King Arthur destroy the one Ring?
2570. Should there be a King Arthur on the Plaza?
2571. Do you take a multivitamin?
2572. Should you take a multivitamin?
2573. Centrum or One-A-Day?
2574. Prefer the kiddie chewables?
2575. Do you grind up vitamins into your oatmeal?
2576. When did you first take a vitamin?
2577. Do you take any special formula?
2578. Do you wish food was more vitamin-proficient?
2579. Ever wonder if vitamins really work?
2580. The best thing about vitamins?
2581. What’s the longest thing you’ve ever written?
2582. What was it for?
2583. How long was it?
2584. How long did it take you to write?
2585. How many other people saw it?
2586. Did you enjoy writing it?
2587. Did you get anything for it?
2588. Think you’ll ever exceed that length?
2589. Think I’ll finish this Firvey by my 21st birthday?
2590. Think you’ll finish this Firvey by your 21st birthday? How about before your 65th?
2591. What would you do if you saw three black crows?
2592. Do you like crows?
2593. Do you prefer scarecrows?
2594. Do you enjoy the cackle of a crow?
2595. What would a crow do in a hurricane?
2596. What would you do in a hurricane?
2597. Ever wonder if crows come in other colors?
2598. What color would you want a crow in?
2599. Think there were crows in Middle Earth?
2600. Do you prefer crows or eagles?
2601. Mac or PC?
2602. Why?
2603. Would you ever consider switching?
2604. What’s the best thing about a mac?
2605. What’s the best thing about a PC?
2606. Is there an Apple store near you?
2607. Is there a PC store near you?
2608. What kind of computer would you never, ever get?
2609. Are you more concerned with looking nice or functionality?
2610. Am I a traitor to Bill Gates for switching to MacLand?
2611. Where do we go from here?
2612. Now that the night is done?
2613. Where will YOU go from here?
2614. Where will the closest person to you go from here?
2615. Where would you LIKE to go from here?
2616. Does it involve maiming yours truly?
2617. Would you rather listen to ‘Where do we go from here’ by Live or ‘Where are we going from here’ by Blackmore’s Night?
2618. How do you say ‘where are we going from here’ in your native language?
2619. Are you sick of that question at all?
2620. Are you just plain sick?
2621. What is the coolest hat you own?
2622. How many hats do you own?
2623. Own any baseball caps?
2624. Own any sombreros?
2625. Own any Dr. Suess hats?
2626. Own any top hats?
2627. Own any hats that you just can’t quite describe?
2628. What would the ideal hat look like?
2629. What is the best thing about a hat?
2630. What is the worst thing about a hat?
2631. If you had a band, what would you name it?
2632. Why would you name it this?
2633. What would you do in the band?
2634. What type of music would you play?
2635. Would you do big stadium concerts or small nightclub gigs?
2636. What would your band be most known for?
2637. Would your band ever enter into Eurovision?
2638. Would your band be featured on TRL?
2639. Would your band be featured on VH1’s ‘Behind the Music’?
2640. ARE you in a band?
2641. Ever clean a toilet?
2642. How often should you clean a toilet?
2643. Lysol or Clorox?
2644. Ammonia or Bleach?
2645. Do you know what happens if you mix ammonia and bleach?
2646. Are you now going to try mixing ammonia and bleach?
2647. If you said yes to the last question, should I be calling your local 911 or the bomb squad?
2648. If you said yes to two questions ago, who would you like to be the lawyer at your trial?
2649. You did say ‘no’ to question 2646, right?
2650. Why on Arda am I asking about ammonia and bleach?
2651. Oven roasted turkey or ham?
2652. Do you go to a kosher deli?
2653. Do you prefer Italian delis?
2654. What would you put on a deli sandwich?
2655. D’ya like pickles?
2656. How about lettuce?
2667. Tomato?
2668. What type of bread?
2669. Open faced or closed face?
2670. Does it need one of those toothpick thingies?
2671. Would you rather be from Winterfell or Riverrun?
2672. Do you know what I’m talking about?
2673. Stark, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Martell, Targaryen, Lannister or Tully?
2674. Would you ever join the Night Watch?
2675. Do you think Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen are OTP?
2676. Who has a more vivid imagination: Martin or Rowling?
2677. Do you believe that there must always be a happy ending?
2678. Do you think LotR has a happy ending?
2679. What about Narnia?
2680. What about Harry Potter?
2681. Ballet, tap or jazz?
2682. Flamenco or Irish?
2683. Tango or Salsa?
2684. Swing or ballroom?
2685. Dance teams or recitals?
2686. Dancing with a partner or alone?
2687. Square dancing or line dancing?
2688. Waltz or Polka?
2689. Does dancing need to make you sweat?
2690. Which star would you most like to dance with?
2691. What’s your favorite scent?
2692. What type of scent do you like best—ie, sensual, energetic, relaxing…
2693. Do you prefer herb scents or food scents?
2694. Do you use air freshener on a regular basis?
2695. Would you rather use the spray or a plug in?
2696. Are you allowed candles in your home/apartment/dorm/flat?
2697. Would you be likely to follow those instructions?
2698. If you have a dog or cat, what’s their favorite scent?
2699. Do you like the smell of perfume?
2700. What about cologne?
2701. Ever been to Cologne?
2702. Ever think that Cologne is part of France and not Germany?
2703. Likewise, ever think that Strasbourg, however it’s spelt, is part of Germany and not France?
2704. Are there any cities you ever confuse?
2705. Do you know what state Detroit is in?
2706. Do you know what country Lusaka is in?
2707. Do you know where Montevideo is?
2708. Of Detroit, Lusaka and Montevideo, where would you most like to go?
2709. Of Cologne, Strasbourg or Lusaka, where would you most like to go?
2710. Where would you least like to go?
2711. Tristan or Isolde?
2712. Romeo or Juliet?
2713. Arthur or Guinivere?
2714. Lancelot or Guinivere?
2715. Abelard or Heloise?
2716. Christian or Satine (Moulin Rouge!) ?
2717. Pocahontas or Captian Smith?
2718. House or Cuddy?
2719. Kate or Jack?
2720. Kate or Sawyer?
2721. Do you gamble?
2722. If yes, what do you gamble on? If no, why not?
2723. Would you ever go to Vegas or Monte Carlo and not go to a casino?
2724. Would you ever bet on sports? If so, what team?
2725. If you’re American, ever do a March Madness school or office pool? If you’re not American, do you ever do a pool for another sport?
2726. What would be your favorite thing to wager on?
2727. Do you ever wager something other than money?
2728. Ever play strip poker? And no, you don’t have to mention if you won or lost.
2729. What about normal poker?
2730. Do you own a deck of cards?
2731. What’s your favorite flavor of graham cracker?
2732. Did you know they make gingerbread graham crackers?
2733. Do you prefer cinnamon or chocolate grahams?
2734. How many graham crackers can you eat before needing a drink?
2735. Do you break graham crackers into little pieces before eating?
2736. Do you know why graham crackers taste so good?
2737. Would you prefer wheat thins?
2738. What about Triscuits?
2739. Tea crackers?
2740. Hungry yet?
2741. Ever do yoga?
2742. Would you prefer meditation or stretching?
2743. Are you flexible?
2744. Do you think contortionists would be good at yoga?
2745. Ever met a yogi?
2746. What type of music is good meditation music?
2747. What type of music is bad meditation music?
2748. Would you prefer silence?
2749. What’s the best time of the day to do yoga?
2750. What’s the worst time of the day to do yoga/
2751. So how did you discover Tolkien?
2752. Ever have trouble pronouncing his name?
2753. Ever have trouble spelling it?
2754. Do your parents like Tolkien?
2755. What about your siblings?
2756. What’s the most you would spend on a signed first edition of The Fellowship of the Ring?
2757. Ever look for a signed first edition on ebay?
2758. What if I told you I had a signed first edition?
2759. What if I then told you that I was just kidding and my only copy is a ratty movie-cover one volume paperback?
2760. Would you get me a signed first edition for my birthday?
2761. Who is going to win this year’s election?
2762. Do you think I should have specified that question?
2763. Where you live, are there yearly elections?
2764. Do you vote?
2765. Do you vote for the right person?
2766. If you don’t vote, why not?
2767. Is democracy thus the best form of government?
2768. Would you prefer a Republic?
2769. Are Senators overrated?
2770. What type of legislature would you prefer?
2771. What’s your favorite type of pretzel?
2772. Do you ever buy those big soft ones?
2773. Are honey mustard pretzels worth it?
2774. What about unsalted?
2775. Do you think I should learn how to make pretzels?
2776. Think it’s easier to make bread or pretzels?
2777. Should pretzels have fillings?
2778. What about cinnamon and sugar?
2779. What about peanut butter sandwich pretzels?
2780. Is it more annoying when people say PIN number or ATM machine?
2781. If I asked for your PIN, would you give it?
2782. Please tell me you did not just say yes?
2783. Do you have an ATM card?
2784. If you do, are you glad you have it? If not, do you want one?
2785. What’s your favorite bank?
2786. How many different banks are there where you live?
2787. Ever work in a bank?
2788. How close to you is the nearest bank/
2789. How close to you is the nearest ATM?
2790. How often do you visit the ATM?
2791. What is the highest form of patriotism?
2792. What do well-behaved women rarely make?
2793. What is more important than knowledge?
2794. What is the only thing we have to fear?
2795. Every man dies, but not every man…does what?
2796. Those who ignore history are….what?
2797. What did my karma run all over?
2798. L’etat c’est…. who?
2799. What do you hold to be self-evident?
2800. What happens if a minion and an elf walk into a bar?
2801. What did you have for breakfast today?
2802. Do you have this often?
2803. What did you have for breakfast yesterday?
2804. Kellogs, GM or Post?
2805. Do you know what I meant in the last question?
2806. What’s the traditional breakfast where you live?
2807. What do you drink with your breakfast?
2808. Who makes the best breakfast?
2809. Is Wheaties the breakfast of champions?
2810. What about French toast?
2811. Have you ever taken the Tube?
2812. Do you know what the Tube is?
2813. If you did take the Tube, which stop would you get off at?
2814. If you answered Earl’s Court, are you a Neverwhere fan?
2815. Which line do you think would work best?
2816. Can I laugh at you?
2817. Does your city/town have an underground/subway?
2818. What city nearest to you has an underground/subway?
2819. Do you get claustrophobic underground?
2820. Would you rather take cable cars to work?
2821. Do you put the Queen on your money?
2822. Why? Why not?
2823. Does the Queen look pretty on your money? Would she?
2824. Do you want the crown jewels?
2825. If you could make crown jewels, what would they look like?
2826. How often would you wear them?
2827. If they were on display, would you make people stand on a conveyor belt past them?
2828. What about your coronation robes?
2829,. Do you wish you were Queen/King?
2830. What if I made you Yergenic/Enequ d’Climoncha?
2831. So which famous person died today?
2832. How did you come up with that name?
2833. How old was this person when he/she died?
2834. What was he/she known for?
2835. Is this person generally considered good or evil?
2836. If he or she was on the Plaza, what would his or her username be?
2837. What would his or her kingdom be?
2838. Would you want this person in your kingdom?
2839. What about in an airplane sitting next to you?
2840. What about in your bedroom?
2841. Which works best in ideology: Democracy, communism, socialism, military junta, monarchy, anarchy?
2842. Which works best in actuality?
2843. Which works best in Middle Earth?
2844. Which works best in your made-up world?
2845. Which works worst in ideology?
2846. Which works worst in actuality?
2847. Which is bad in ideology but good in actuality?
2848. Which is good in ideology but bad in actuality?
2849. Which is the worst for Middle Earth?
2850. Which is the worst for your made-up world.
2851. Orange, Vodafone, Moblileworld or O2? (Verizon, Cingular, T-Mobile for those of you in the States?)
2852. Does your mobile (cell) have a SIM card?
2853. Have we spoken on the phone?
2854. Do you have your mobile number memorized?
2855. At what age did you/will you receive your first mobile?
2856. Which company has the best rates?
2857. Which has the worst?
2858. Which has the prettiest looking stores?
2859. Which has the ugliest looking stores?
2860. Is your mobile/will your mobile be shiny?
2861. Do you know that I wrote a novel in less time than it’s taken me to do this?
2862. Ok, ok, it was a first draft. But still, it’s taken me a long time, hasn’t it?
2863. And you know we’re not even 3/5ths done yet?
2864. Do you know I’ve now worked on this in four countries? England, Scotland, Ireland and the USA?
2865. Do you think I should just compile all the Ringwraith Review questions ever asked and use them as filler?
2866. If you answered yes, do you honestly think that I’m that kind of coward? If you answered no, can I congragulate you?
2867. Have you ever gotten the questions in the RR?
2868. Would you like to have them (again)?
2869. What’s the evilest question you can think of?
2870. Is it bad to end a question with a preposition?
2871. Do you look both ways before you cross the street?
2872. Do you wait for the little green man to appear?
2873. Do you jaywalk?
2874. But isn’t jaywalking illegal where you live?
2875. Do you think you’re going to die or be horribly injured when you cross a busy city street?
2876. Ever tried crossing the street in London?
2877. Ever tried crossing the street in New York?
2878. Where would you least like to have to cross the street?
2879. Where would you most like to have to cross the street?
2880. Was life all the easier when people rode horses?
2881. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
2882. Wiggle your ears?
2883. Kiss your elbow?
2884. Become a pretzel?
2885. Bend your fingers all the way backwards?
2886. Turn your eyelids inside-out?
2887. Crack your neck?
2888. Wiggle any region of the body that you’re not technically supposed to be able to wiggle?
2889. Do some other contortionist feet?
2890. Gross me out with a ‘hidden talent’?
2891. If you could insure any facet of your body or ability you have, what would it be?
2892. Why?
2893. Does anyone else possess this body part or ability?
2894. Can you make a lot of money with this body part/ability?
2895. Do you expect to make a lot of money with this body part/ability?
2896. Do you know anyone that’s insured this body part/ability?
2897. Is that an insane thing to do?
2898. More insane than this?
2899. What kind of insurance would you get?
2900. Which company?
2901. What’s your favorite type of wood?
2902. Do you own anything made out of this type of wood?
2903. Is it flammable?
2904. Did you know that bark on a tree is fireproof?
2905. Could you find this wood in the Shire?
2906. What about Mordor?
2907. How about Rohan?
2908. Which kingdom would have the greatest need of wood?
2909. Which kingdom would have the least need of wood?
2910. What does would have to do with question 1439?
2911. Do you believe in free newspapers?
2912. Do you know that in London you can get free newspapers?
2913. Do you know that indeed, they are more or less thrust upon you?
2914. If you had to choose, would you take the London Paper or London Lite?
2915. Are free newspapers harmful?
2916. Which is more important: literacy or the environment?
2917. Which would Tolkien consider more important?
2918. Which do you think Fir considers more important?
2919. Which do you think the Rohirrim consider more important?
2920. What about the Romans?
2921. Do you like seafood?
2922. Do you prefer shellfish or swimming fish?
2923. What fish would work best with fish and chips?
2924. Is fish easily attainable where you live?
2925. Is it more or less expensive than steak or lamb?
2926. Who introduced you to fish?
2927. Did you like being introduced to fish?
2928. Are freshwater or saltwater fish better?
2929. Are there some places where you just won’t eat fish?
2930. Is one of those places a fast food restaurant? For the love of Eru, please say yes….
2931. Ever done a sugar shot?
2932. How is your sugar tolerance?
2933. Brown sugar or white sugar?
2934. Ever had sugarcane?
2935. What do you like to put sugar on/in?
2936. Ever eaten too much sugar at once?
2937. Was this at Halloween?
2938. When’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sugar?
2939. How often do you have sugar?
2940. Is sugar readily available where you live?
2941. What’s the most intellectually stimulating thing you’ve done today?
2942. Who did you do this intellectually stimulating thing with?
2943. Have you done this intellectually stimulating thing before?
2944. Should you ever actually finish this Firvey, what’s the next intellectually stimulating thing you’ll do?
2945. Will you do this with anyone?
2946. Can TV be intellectually stimulating?
2947. What about Jeopardy? Or EastEnders?
2948. What about a movie?
2949. Oh, c’mon, you know Monty Python is intellectually stimulating…right?
2950. What would Freud think?
2951. What would Gandhi do?
2952. What would Marlowe do?
2953. What would Pizarro do?
2954. What would Zachary Taylor do?
2955. What would Benjamin Disraeli do?
2956. What would Captain Kirk do?
2957. What would Montezuma do?
2958. What would Tyra Banks do?
2959. What would the hotties on Lost do?
2960. What would Fir do?
2961. What do you think you were doing at exactly this time ten years ago?
2962. Was it something you did often?
2963. Do you still do it?
2964. Do you know anyone else that did it/does it/might do it?
2965. Under what circumstances would you do it?
2966. Is it something you can do by yourself?
2967. Is it dangerous?
2968. Could it be dangerous without some normal safety precautions?
2969. Are you suddenly getting a longing to do this?
2970. Were you just sleeping?
2971. Ever been to a monastery?
2972. Ever seen monastic ruins?
2973. Do you think, had you lived in the year 1100 that the monastic life would have called to you?
2974. Would you find it easy to keep vows of poverty, chastity and obedience?
2975. What about keeping the silence?
2976. Would you have failed miserably without the internet?
2977. What if you had never ever been on the internet?
2978. What about giving up really really good food?
2979. Or really nice clothes?
2980. Or would you join a monastery to escape poverty?
2981. Is there any device where you are currently emitting blue light?
2982. Are you sure it’s blue and not green?
2983. Is this thing supposed to be dead?
2984. Does this thing keep food cold?
2985. What else does this thing do?
2986. Can you make blue light?
2987. Do you prefer blacklight?
2988. What about the white light?
2989. Are you going towards the white light?
2990. Do you miss plain ole’ yellow light?
2991. Is it getting better?
2992. But do you feel the same?
2993. Can I make it easier?
2994. Do you have someone to blame?
2995. Do you have one love?
2996. Do you get to share it?
2997. Do you know what song I’m quoting?
2998. Did I disappoint you?
2999. Did I leave a bad taste in your mouth?
3000! Can you believe you now have less to go than more?
3001. Do you like ferrets?
3002. Do you know that Arlo, secretly is a ferret?
3003. What do you think about a pink ferret?
3004. What about a ferret in a loincloth?
3005. Do you know how Arlo came to be a ferret?
3006. Do you know Arlo?
3007. Do you think Arlo would look good as a ferret?
3008. Is that supposed to be a compliment?
3009. Could a ferret control the oceans, as Arlo did when he was Ulmo?
3010. Does the fact that he was once Ulmo now make him eerily similar to the current Ulmo?
3011. Do you read banned books?
3012. What’s the last banned book that you’ve read?
3013. Are banned books easily accessible where you live?
3014. Are there worse crimes than banning books?
3015. Would you write ban-able material?
3016. Is there any context in which Tolkien should be banned?
3017. If you were forced to ban a book or be exiled from your country, which would you choose?
3018. Do banned books look shinier in the bookstore?
3019. Who has the right to ban books?
3020. If you could ban books, would you?
3021. Have you ever seen a mouse?
3022. If so, where was it? If not, where the heck do you live, the hospital?
3023. Do mice freak you out?
3024. What about rats?
3025. Ever seen a rat in the sewers?
3026. How about a flying squirrel?
3027. A wombat?
3028. Any other interesting creature?
3029. What about squid?
3030. D’ya think I should go eat my dinner now?
3031. Ever had a summer job?
3032. What is your ideal summer job?
3033. What is reasonable salary for a summer job?
3034. Would you rather have a job or an internship?
3035. What are the benefits of a summer job?
3036. What are the benefits of an internship?
3037. What are the negative aspects of a summer job?
3038. What are the negative aspects of an internship?
3039. Can you find me a summer job?
3040. How about a summer internship?
3041. Do you like taking photographs?
3042. What is the last camera you used?
3043. Who makes the best cameras?
3044. Who makes the worst cameras?
3045. Who makes so-so cameras?
3046. Who is the best photographer you know?
3047. Are any of your family members good photographers?
3048. How about any of your friends?
3049. What is the easiest thing to take pictures of?
3050. What is the hardest thing to take pictures of?
3051. I’m making a scarf with Welsh yarn. Do you own anything Welsh?
3052. Do you want to own anything Welsh that you do not own?
3053. Ever been to Wales?
3054. Are there whales in Wales, d’ya think?
3055. How do you think Wales got its name?
3056. Can you speak Welsh?
3057. Can you correctly pronounce ‘Llanelli?’?
3058. Is it easier to pronounce Welsh or Irish Gaelic?
3059. Do you think Welsh yarn comes from Welsh sheep?
3060. Ever seen a Welsh sheep?
3061. Are you a Harry Potter fan?
3062. Why or why not?
3063. Who is your favorite character? If you’re not a fan, which character are you most familiar with?
3064. Do you know that when I started this Firvey book 6 had JUST come out and now book seven is coming out on Saturday?
3065. What would Tolkien have thought of Harry Potter?
3066. What about CS Lewis?
3067. Would you rather be JK Rowling or the Queen of England?
3068. How cool would it be if you bumped into JKR in a pub?
3069. Which house would you put JKR in?
3070. Which house would you put yourself in?
3071. Have you ever knit?
3072. What about sewed?
3073. Have you ever done anything to do with the fabric arts?
3074. Ever been to a proper yarn store?
3075. What material should they try to make yarn out of?
3076. Ever played with yarn properly?
3077. Ever want yarn just so you can do Cat’s Cradle properly?
3078. Would you know how to spin your own yarn?
3079. Synthetic or natural?
3080. Should I take a knitting class?
3081. What are you sitting on right now?
3082. Is it comfortable?
3083. What color is it?
3084. What material is it?
3085. Was it expensive?
3086. Think I’d like it?
3087. Is it natural or synthetic?
3088. Are animals allowed on it?
3089. Is it big enough to sleep on?
3090. Does it lend itself to bad posture?
3091. Do you like horses?
3092. If you said yes to the previous question, are you a member of Rohan?
3093. Have you ever ridden horseback irl?
3094. Would you prefer to compete in a race like the Derby or the Ascot, or in a dressage competition?
3095. What is your favorite type of horse?
3096. Ever been to a horse stable?
3097. Ever wish you could make a horse saddle?
3098. Who rides better: the cowboys or the English?
3099. What do you think about pommels on the saddle?
3100. Are black horses scary?
3101. Do you have curly hair or straight hair?
3102. Does your hair frizz in the rain?
3103. Do you wish you had the other type of hair?
3104. Can you make your hair wavy and hit a happy medium?
3105. Is your hair very breakable?
3106. Is it hard to brush?
3107. Do you use special shampoo to make your hair not frizzy/curly/straight?
3108. What about conditioner?
3109. What other hair products do you use on a regular basis?
3110. What do you hate about your hair?
3111. Why are my glasses so disgusting?
3112. How should I go and clean them?
3113. Would you be willing to clean them for me?
3114. Should I say ‘#@$$ it’ and just get contacts?
3115. Should I just pretend I can actually see?
3116. Can you see better than me?
3117. Is spending too much time on the computer detrimental to your eyesight?
3118. What about spending too much time watching bad baseball?
3119. What about hitting your head on bathroom tile?
3120. Is there anything not too detrimental to eyesight?
3121. Why does my Mom watch really bad television?
3122. Why does she feel a compulsive need to live in an ice box?
3123. Why am I such a spiteful, ungrateful daughter?
3124. What TV would you watch while exercising?
3125. What TV would you NEVER watch while exercising?
3126. Is it a good idea to watch TV while exercising?
3127. Do you like peanuts?
3128. Would you ever eat peanuts while exercising?
3129. What about while at a baseball game?
3130. What about crakerjacks/
3131. What would be the best part about marrying a rock star?
3132. What would be the worst part?
3133. Would you ever consider it?
3134. Which rock star would you most want to marry?
3135. What Plaza marriage is most like a rock star marriage?
3136. Would you go to all your spouse’s concerts?
3137. Would you paint your spouse’s face before concerts?
3138. Would you take the kids to the concerts?
3139. Would you live in a funky mansion?
3140. Are all Rock Stars Mordorians?
3141. Do you like gummy bears?
3142. What about gummy snakes?
3143. Do you like gummy iguanas?
3144. You mean they actually make gummy iguanas?
3145. What color gummy is most tasty?
3146. What about sour gummys?
3147. What about GIANT gummy snakes?
3148. What about flavored gummies?
3149. Are gummies better than gum?
3150. Which one is more likely to give you cavities?
3151. When was the last time you used a flashlight? (What the Brits call a torch)
3152. How many flashlights do you own?
3153. Do you own big heavy industrial ones or small, only last a few hours, ones?
3154. Do you use a flashlight often?
3155. Why do they show the guys on CSI always with flashlights, even during the day?
3156. Who makes the best flashlights?
3157. Could you use your flashlight as a weapon?
3158. Have you ever been tempted to change the bulb in the flashlight instead of the battery?
3159. What batteries does your flashlight take?
3160. Did you just have to go searching every corner of your house for a flashlight?
This set suggested by Melannen
3161. Cookies or crackers?
3162. What’s the difference between cookies and crackers?
3163. What’s your favorite cookie?
3164. Do you know how to bake this cookie?
3165. Which kind of cookie is easiest to bake?
3166. Which kind of cookie is hardest to bake?
3167. Ever buy those girl scout cookies?
3168. Do you drink milk with your cookies?
3169. Do you leave cookies for Santa?
3170. Do you leave cookies for the dog?
This set suggested by Scary Smallburrow
3171. WWE or Greco-Roman Wrestling?
3172. Which do you think is harder?
3173. Which are you more willing to try?
3174. Which WWE dude or dudette do you like the most?
3175. Do you watch the Greco-Roman wrestling during the Olympics?
3176. Is WWE real or fake, you think?
3177. Is Greco-Roman wrestling real or fake?
3178. What do you think of Rulon Gardner?
3179. What do you think of Jesse Ventura?
3180. Who would win: Rulon Gardner or Jesse Ventura?
3181. What’s the nearest thing to you that you can read?
3182. What is it?
3183. Is it written with the Latin alphabet?
3184. Is it easy to read?
3185. Would I enjoy reading it?
3186. What does it say?
3187. Is it related in any way, shape or form to Lord of the Rings?
3188. Is it related in any way, shape or form to Harry Potter?
3189. Is it related in any way, shape or form to mitochondrial DNA?
3190. Do you know what mitochondrial DNA is?
3191. When’s the last time you wore a uniform?
3192. What did you wear this uniform for?
3193. Was it a pretty uniform or an ugly uniform?
3194. What do you think about school uniforms?
3195. Do you think there is any correlation between how fancy the uniform is and how good a school is?
3196. If you designed a school uniform, what would it look like?
3197. Would you make everyone wear shorts, even in the winter?
3198. Do you think people that design school uniforms are masochists?
3199. What do you think of school ties?
3200. What’s the ugliest uniform you’ve ever seen?
3201. When’s your birthday?
3202. Do you like having your birthday then?
3203. When would you most like to have your birthday?
3204. Do you know anyone else who shares your birthday with you?
3205. How close are you to your parents’ birthdays?
3206. Do you have a birthday where you can get double presents, cos it’s close to Christmas or Easter, etc?
3207. Did you ever have birthday parties?
3208. What’s the best birthday party you ever went to?
3209. What’s the best favor you’ve ever gotten at a birthday party?
3210. Did you write your thank you notes?
3211. What is the whole deal with thank you notes, anyway?
3212. Are they an outmoded form of etiquette?
3213. I mean, wouldn’t it be easier for people to email thank yous?
3214. Don’t you get bad writer’s cramp after writing thank you notes?
3215. Do you prefer receiving thank you notes?
3216. Would you rather have to buy a gift or would you rather write a thank you note?
3217. Do you have fancy thank you notes?
3218. Do you use quill and ink for thank you notes?
3219. What’s the coolest thank you you’ve ever gotten?
3220. Do you get thank yous to match the invitations?
This set suggested by Helga Hufflepuff
3221. What do you know about Finland?
3222, Ever been to Finland?
3223. Do you like Nightwish?
3224. Are you good at Winter Sports?
3225. Do you know anything about Finnish, the language?
3226. Can you explain to me the Kalevala?
3227. Is Finland that culturally different than Norway and/or Sweden? (No really, I don’t know!)
3228. What’s the coolest thing about Finland?
3229. Ever seen the midnight sun?
3230. Want to?
3231. Do you remember the original Firvey years?
3232. Do you know I once considered 30 questions a giant survey?
3233. Do you know I once amazed people with a 100 question Firvey?
3234. Do you know I got some odd looks for my 500 question Firvey?
3235. Do you know that I had people saying ‘bows down’ to my 1000 question Firvey?
3236. Do these now seem puny by comparison?
3237. Do you think I will ever be able to attempt a 10.000 question one?
3238. Do you think you could make a 5000 question one?
3239. Do you think I have too much time on my hands?
3240. Do you have too much time on your hands?
This set suggested by Hurin
3241. Do you use hand sanitizer?
3242. Do you think hand sanitizer is effective?
3243. What hand sanitizer scent do you enjoy most?
3244. Do you rinse after using hand sanitizer?
3245. Do you think hand sanitizer is edible?
3246. If you said yes, should we be calling the men in white coats?
3247. Do you like hand sanitizer with the little beads in it?
3248. Is hand sanitizer good for dry skin?
3249. Is hand sanitizer good for oily skin?
3250. Can I have some hand sanitizer?
3251. Why does my eye hurt?
3252. Does your eye hurt?
3253. Can you make my eye feel better?
3254. Do you think my eye still hurts?
3255. Will writing this Firvey hurt my eyesight?
3256. How about my ability to spell?
3257. What’s the best thing for sore eyes?
3258. What’s the worst thing for sore eyes?
3259. Would smothering my eye in a pillow make it feel better?
3260. What about smothering it in my sleeve?
This set suggested by Scary Smallburrow
3261. Do you believe in ghosts?
3262. Do you think Tolkien believed in ghosts?
3263. What would you do if you saw a ghost?
3264. Would you ever try to make friends with a ghost?
3265. Would you make friends with Casper?
3266. Do you know who Casper is?
3267. Would you try to make friends with the Sixth Sense dude?
3268. Do you know who the Sixth Sense dude is?
3269. What’s the most interesting thing about ghosts?
3270. What’s the least interesting thing about ghosts?
This set suggested by Naurael
3271. So what do you think about zombies?
3272. Ever seen a zombie?
3273. If you answered yes, care to explain?
3274. Under what situations are zombies most welcome?
3275. Are zombies the most disgusting thing ever?
3276. If I was a zombie, could I have your brain?
3277. If you were a zombie, whose brain would you most like?
3278. Do zombies have good fashion sense?
3279. Do I have better fashion sense than a zombie?
3280. Do zombies look good in kilts?
This set suggested by Arohir
3281. What do you know about aardvarks?
3282. Ever seen an aardvark?
3283. Do you think Tolkien liked aardvarks?
3284. What would you feed an aardvark?
3285. Who would win in a fight: aardvarks or anteaters?
3286. Which Middle Earth race is most likely to eat aardvark?
3287. Would aardvarks be tasty?
3288. Who would win in a fight: aardvarks or dodos?
3289. What color would you dye an aardvarks hair?
3290. Would aardvarks like candy corn?
This set suggested by Brother Maynard
3291. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
3292. Is that more or less than an aardvark?
3293. Is that more or less than a pelican?
3294. Is that more or less than a newt?
3295. What do woodchucks chuck?
3296. What do woodchucks look like?
3297. What color would you dye a woodchuck?
3298. Ever consider having a woodchuck as a pet?
3299. Think Tolkien liked woodchucks?
3300. Think Tolkien liked pelicans?
This set suggested by Kabbeh/Taban/Sir Galahad
3301. Do you like kilts?
3302. Do you own any kilts?
3303. What color kilt would you most like?
3304. What would you wear under your kilt?
3305. What do you think Kabbeh wears under his kilt?
3306. What did Rob Roy wear under his kilt?
3307. Can kilts solve world hunger?
3308. How would you do gymnastics in a kilt?
3309. Would you ever play ice hockey in a kilt?
3310. Would Frodo look good in a kilt?
This set suggested by Mo
3311. Ever heard of David Letterman?
3312. Do you watch Letterman?
3313. What’s one thing they should do a top ten on?
3314. Is Letterman funnier than Leno?
3315. Are either Letterman or Leno better than Stewart/Colbert?
3316. D’ya know what I’m talking about?
3317. Which would be more likely to make fun of this Firvey?
3318. Which one should I watch tonight?
3319. Which one will you watch tonight?
3320. Which one looks better in blue?
This set suggested by Andromache
3321. What are Phonaesthetics?
3322. Do you like phonaesthetics?
3323. Are phonaesthetics aesthetically pleasing?
3324. Do they have anything to do with phonics?
3325. Would Tolkien have liked phonaesthetics?
3326. Would CS Lewis liked phonaesthetics?
3327. Think halfir likes phonaesthetics?
3328. Is it me or is Phonaesthetics really hard to spell?
3329. Why is spell check saying I’ve spelt it wrong?
3330. How d’ya spell it?
This set suggested by Stirling Mortlock
3331. D’ya like William Shatner?
3332. Is he better in Star Trek or in Priceline commercials?
3333. Do you think William Shatner is attractive?
3334. Is he more or less attractive than Leonard Nimoy?
3335. Is he more or less attractive than me?
3336. Is he more or less attractive than Denethor?
3337. Is he more or less attractive than Theoden?
3338. Is he more or less attractive than Jobba the Hut?
3339. Is he more or less attractive than the ewoks?
3340. Where would William Shatner finish in the Miss USA pageant?
This set suggested by Serveanthesia
3341. What is your blanket like?
3342. Do you like big heavy blankets?
3343. What about light summery ones?
3344. Do you ever sleep over the blankets?
3345. Ever make a blanket?
3346. What if I told you I was almost finished making one for my mom?
3347. Do you have matching pillows with your blanket?
3348. How long have you had your blanket?
3349. Does someone else who lives with you have a better blanket?
3350. Want to finish this blanket for me?
This set suggested by Isila
3351. Do you think Bellatrix Lestrange would like sushi?
3352. What about the Spanish Royal Family?
3353. Think Phillip II would have liked sushi?
3354. Do you like sushi?
3355. When’s the last time you had sushi?
3356. Would I be off base in suggesting that Gollum would have enjoyed sushi?
3357. Ikura or Ebi?
3358. Do you know how to make sushi?
3359. Sushi or sashimi?
3360. Would Bellatrix Lestrange like the Spanish Royal Family?
3361. Vinytaur thinks I should ask about poo. Should I?
3362. Should I just thwap Vinytaur instead?
3363. How can I ask about poo while keeping it family friendly?
3364. Does it surprise you that a minion would suggest this topic?
3365. Are you a folder or a crumpler?
3366. When’s the last time you used a toilet?
3367. Is your toilet porcelain?
3368. Why did I just get porcelain and paper mache confused?
3369. Would you ever use a paper mache toilet?
3370. How do you say poo in your native language?
This set suggested by Lady Aredhel
3371. So how much lint is in the dryer?
3372. How regularly do you clean the lint trap?
3373. What’s the weirdest place you ever found lint?
3374. What is the weirdest color lint you’ve ever seen?
3375. Do you collect lint?
3376. D’ya know my brother once started a lint collection?
3377. Would you ever use lint to stuff a pillow?
3378. Would you ever use lint to make a blanket?
3379. Do you think Joe Torre likes lint?
3380. What about Peyton Manning?
3381. What do you think about Barry Bonds?
3382. Would you cheer his home run 756?
3383. Are you from San Francisco?
3384. Would you rather Bonds, Sosa or A-Rod break the record?
3385. Do you know what I’m talking about?
3386. Do you think Bonds is hurting the performance of the SF Giants?
3387. Which Giants: SF or NY?
3388. Do you think Bonds corks his back?
3389. Do you think Bonds does other yes than legal things?
3390. Would you support him even if your answer to 3389 was yes?
3391. Do you like candy corn?
3392. Would you like to buy me a lifetime supply?
3393. Who makes the best candy corn?
3394. What about candy pumpkins?
3395. Have you ever had weird-colored candy corn?
3396. Do you now have a craving for candy corn?
3397. What would happen if you melted candy corn?
3398. Would candy corn taste good with ice cream?
3399. Would candy corn taste good with pizza?
3400. Would candy corn taste good dipped in marmite?
3401. What do you know about the year 1600?
3402. Would you like to go visit the year 1600?
3403. Would you have rather spent 1600 in Italy, Israel, Ireland or India?
3404. Would you have rather spent 1600 in Korea or Kyrgystan?
3405. Would you have rather spent 1600 in Greece or Granada?
3406. What would you have worn had you lived in 1600?
3407. Where would you have lived in 1600?
3408. What would you have done for work in 1600?
3409. What would you have done for fun in 1600?
3410. Would you rather have just not lived in 1600?
This set suggested by Harlindon
3411. Ever use a mechanical pencil?
3412. Who makes the best mechanical pencils?
3413. Do you buy packs of 20 pencils?
3414. Do you actually buy replacement lead?
3415. What thickness lead do you use?
3416. What do you use pencils for?
3417. Under what occasion would you ALWAYS use pencil instead of pen?
3418. Under what occasion would you NEVER use pencil instead of pen?
3419. Ever own a purple pencil?
3420. Why did I just ask that?
This set suggested in part by Tyrhael
3421. What do you think of Russian food?
3422. Ever have it?
3423. Do you know what perogies are?
3424. Do you know what borshch is?
3445. Have you ever had borshch?
3446. Do you know how to make Russian food?
3447. Do you like your national cuisine better than Russian food?
3448. Do you think Moscow cuisine differs from Siberian cuisine?
3449. Do you know anyone that’s been to Moscow?
3450. Do you know anyone that’s been to Siberia?
3451. What did you get your mother (or other living female relative) for her birthday this year?
3452. Have you gotten her that before?
3453. Why did you get that for her this year?
3454. How expensive was it?
3455. Did you wrap it?
3456. Did you give it to her in the morning or afternoon?
3457. How did you present it to her?
3458. What will you get her next year?
3459. What did you get her last year?
3460. Would you do homemade gifts?
3461. Knights or Longhorns?
3462. Do you know what the two have in common?
3463. What if I told you they were college football teams?
3464. Would you rather go to UCF (Central Florida) or Texas?
3465. Would you prefer to watch a college basketball or football game?
3466. What if you were with me?
3467. Would you prefer watching a football game in 100 F heat or 28 F cold?
3468. Would you dress up to go to a college football game?
3469. Would you dress up to go to a college basketball game?
3470. Ever beaten Mario 64?
3471. Ever broken the law?
3472. Oh, come on, you’ve sped at least once, haven’t you?
3473. What if I told you that I’ve sped?
3474. Are the laws really strict where you live?
3475. Do you know all of the laws?
3476. How do the laws in Middle Earth compare to the laws where you live?
3477. How about the laws of Narnia?
3478. What about the laws of Oz?
3479. How do I convince my mother to let me bake gingerbread?
3480. Was that a little to random for your liking?
3481. So now that PJ is producing the Hobbit, what will the names of the two films be?
3482. Who should play Beorn?
3483. Who should play Smaug?
3484. Where should they film?
3485. Think we get a glimpse at Legolas?
3486. What about Aragorn?
3487. Who plays Bilbo?
3488. I forget, who are the female roles?
3489. Which came first, the XboX or PS2?
3490. Can you relate The Hobbit and the PS2?
3491. What is the 'Idiots' club?'
3492. Why do my brother and his friend consider themselves members?
3493. Who is the President of the IC?
3494. Vice President?
3495. Secretary?
3496. Undersecretary?
3497. Treasurer?
3498. Sergeant-at-arms?
3499. Provost?
3500. Dean?
3501. What is the difference between Provost and Dean?
3502. Why must institutions of higher learning have these crazy names?
3503. Which sounds more official, Provost, Dean or Chancellor?
3504. Is it sad if I'm a Uni senior and I have never once met the Dean?
3505. Is it sad if my high school teachers know me better than any of my university professors?
3506. What if I'm a history major and I still don't know my way around the history building?
3507. What if I told you when I started this I was a Uni freshman?
3508. Have I changed much since then?
3509. How much have you changed since 2004?
3510. Got any plans for 2008?
3511. Ever seen Black Adder?
3512. Are there adders where you live?
3513. What is your favorite type of snake?
3514. Ever been snake bit?
3515. What type of adder would you be?
3516. Know any famous people to die by snakebite?
3517. What about non-self-inflicted snakebites?
3518. What about non-venemous snakebites?
3519. Seen the House snakebite episode?
3520. What type of snake is Slytherin's mascot?
3521. Visigoth or Ostrogoth?
3522. Is there a difference between the two?
3523. Would you have liked to sack Rome?
3524. Would you prefer to sack Rome or defeat Attila the Hun?
3525. What would you wear as a Visigoth?
3526. What would you wear as an Ostrogoth?
3527. What would you wear as a Roman?
3528. What would you wear as a Hun?
3529. Which one would Tolkien have most enjoyed dressing up as?
3530. What about CS Lewis?
3531. Would you rather live in New Jersey or Edmonton?
3532. Why?
3533. What if I paid you to live in the other one?
3534. Does the US/Canada thing have anything to do with your decision?
3535. What about proximity to New York City?
3536. What about proximity to London?
3537. What about proximity to Singapore?
3538. What about proximity to Buenos Aires?
3539. What about distance from New Zealand?
3540. Which is the shorter flight?
3541. Ever meet a famous person?
3542. What was it like?
3543. How star-struck were you?
3544. How do you know if someone is a celebrity?
3545. Are you secretly a celebrity?
3555. Which celebrity would you most like to date?
3556. Which celebrity would you most like to do non-plaza-appropriate things with?
3557. Would you rather be a movie star or a rock star?
3558. What about a stage actor or a writer?
3559. Would you be an extrovert or a recluse?
3560. Hollywood celebrity or New York celebrity?
3561. What is your first memory of the Plaza?
3562. Who was the first R/A to yell at you?
3563. You HAVE been yelled at, right?
3564. What was your 'Welcome to the Plaza' moment?
3565. How long did it take you to decide your kingdom?
3566. What was your first post about?
3567. What was your first thread about?
3568. What's the most successful thread you've started?
3569. Which threads have you got bookmarked?
3570. Will you bookmark this thread?
That's it for now, after three years of work!
Check back soon, I will eventually get to 5000!
